- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall out of the tree? Because she had no arms

Why did the boy go back in time? He didn't. He was mutilated by rabid apes.

Roses are red violets are blue you better run I see you

What's the difference between men and women? I really can't tell anymore, there's so many goddamn transvestites.

whats pink, brown, and smells like a banana. monkey vomit?

Knock Knock. Who`s there? Hadooouuuuuuu! Hadou who? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! PERFECT!!! Perfect Bonus: 38493483948394839483984 Skill 0000000 Your life 0 Bonus 9001

If God gives you lemons you find a new God

If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the bag.

Thank you for flying Buzzy Fly Airlines. Today we'll be flying around Uranus.

How do you confuse a blond? Look at her

Hellen Keller walks into a bar. Well, at least she thinks she did.

Did you hear about the guy who got his whole left side cut off? Now he is dead..

You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

Why did the man smell like french toast? His wife previously made him a plate of it that he ate before walking out of the house.

Life is like a box of chocolates. The worst ones remind you of how horrible your life is.

What is Obamas favorite book? I don't know, ask him.

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

Q: What do you call a black pilot. A: A pilot you racist.

What happened when the Arabic man went through airport security? He was racially profiled and stopped, delaying not only him but the line of people behind him.

Why couldn't the baker get a new car? Because he lived in a recession and nobody was buying his cakes.

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it lands on its back.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A vet.

What did the Christian say to the Muslim? Our faiths are actually derived from the same Judeo base.

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