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Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

Where there is a will, there is generally a grieving family... I miss you, dad.

Roses are red Violets are blue life is a bitch and so are you

There are 10 fish, 5 of them drown, how many are left? 10, fish can't drown

Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

why did suzie fall off the swing? because shes autistic and her mother likes to abuse her.

"Why can't you hear pterodactyl when it goes to the bathroom?" "Because the pee is silent?" "No, because they are dead, you idiot."

So a guy walks into a bar and says, "I can hold a spoon in between my butt-cheeks." Jillian Michaels asked him if that will help him lose weight.

What is the best Anti-Joke ever? Your Mom. :(

Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.

What do kittens and napkins have in common? You can sneeze into both of them except the kitten doesn't like it

Q: How do you tell a Jewish person that you love them? A: You tell them "I love you".

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Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. ;)

Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

whats a mexicans favorite sport? cross counrty

Why did the elephant cross the road? It was being poached

Why was Jimi's mom sad? Because Jimi suddenly fell to the floor clenching his neck while saying "I'm Dying!"

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

Anybody else hate when people mispell words in jokes It ruins the joke Most them prob some scumbags Probs to Jeffrey K April 12, 2013 1:55 PM

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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