Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like rhymes Penis

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Where did Ben go after being hit by a high speed train? Underneath the train's wheels.

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There's a redhead, a brunette and a woman with green hair walking down the street. A man asks them how they all came to have such beautiful and vibrant hair color. The redhead smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The brunette smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The woman with green hair blows her nose, and replies "It isn't natural, I'm rebelling against society's conformist ideals. Also I was not loved enough as a child." She has a cold.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was involved in a homicide at the Children's Hospital resulting in death row right away and was involved in the killing of 12 other numbers on last Tuesday.

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Roses are red violets are blue Timmy what are doing with that gun?! Bang....

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An overweight man is at a gym. he is trying to lose weight because he feels uncomfortable with his size.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a skitsofrantic, and so am I

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Why did the platypus have no friends? Platipi are antisocial creatures by nature.

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An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

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justin bieber is a good singer april fools haha you thought hell had frozen over

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How far can a baby fly? As far as you can throw it.

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Guy: guess what girl: what Guy: nevermind girl: no what Guy: i love you girl:.. i love myself too..

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How many licks did it take for the owl to get to the center of the tootsie roll tootsie pop? A: Since when did owls have tounges?

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Swag.

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How did Hitler make the world a better place? He died.

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

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Who do you call when you see a ghost on the street? GHOSTBUSTERS!!!! no, ghostbusters are not real, you call the police

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How does Helen Keller play the piano? With one hand.. She needs the other hand to sing.

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Hi. P.S: You have aids. P.P.S: Purple penis pumpernickel pie puppets.

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the next time someone says "yolo" im going to pull out my shotgun and reply "sadly..."

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have you seen stevie wonder's harmonica? neither has he.

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What is small, black and has 18 legs? A centipede with 82 legs cut off.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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