- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two blonds walk into a building....they couldnt see it.

Kim Jong Un thinks that he is in shape. And when you think about it, he's right. Round is a shape.

What happened when the black man and the white woman mated? Nothing. The man was infertile.

What did the waffle say when the black guy started eating him? Nothing, because waffles are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

What's black and white and red all over? A dying zebra.

Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

What did the grape say when the elephant sat on it? Nothing, scientific research has shown over thousands of years that grapes cannot talk.

Yo momma is so fat when she sat on the i pod she made the i pad!

Where does a jew with ADD go ? A concentration camp

What's worse than winning the lottery? Anything, really...

^ That's not even funny ^

A gorilla walks into a bar. It goes on a killing spree, and is promptly put down by animal control.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

ASIAN- Look me in the eyes Normal human being- open them

why did your mom make food to feed the killweeds.

What did the chicken say after crossing the road? Nothing.It's a f*cking chicken.

why did the kid stop eating his breakfast...two Penn state officials knocked at the door

What did the old man say when those damn kids stepped on his lawn? Nothing one of those kids killed him around three years back....

2 guys walk into a bar but the third one has known about what happens to the third guy but since he is reading this in a newspaper and his unaware of his surroundings he walks into the bar anyway and feels very foolish.

What do you call it when a black man and a Mexican open up a fast-food restaurant together? A joint venture.

when the zombie apocolypse comes what do you do? you die

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