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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you tell your friend who has been cheating on his wife? You're a terrible human being, and she deserves better!

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

Q: Why do Asian children tend to be smarter than other children A: They have longer school years

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

Bryson got a concussion...he died

What did the guy say to the campgrounds? It was in tents (get it like intense but it is a pun)

A man walked into a bar. Too bad he didn't see it.The man was sent to the hospital 2 hours later when a friendly elderly lady found him badly wounded on the ground.

If you pull a pin out of a grenade, is it possible to put it back? I need a quick answer for this question.

Women's rights.

what is worse finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grub in your apple.

Why does the deer cross the road? It had just birthed two deer, one of which was hungry, and food was on the other side, the other had been hit by 4x4 Hemi V8 Supercharged F1-50.

What do you call a mexican who steals toasters? A mexican toaster thief.

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M Factory Because she repeatedly wrote Ws

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Actually, violets are violet

Their were three business men going on a trip, they had only one bed in the hotel so they had to sleep in the same bed. The next day guy on the right said i a great handjob last night and the guy on the left said the same thing. The guy in the middle said last night i was dreaming i was skiing

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Sorry we dont serve time travlers here. A man walks into a bar.

A horse walks into a butcher shop and asks for two apple pies. The butcher says "sorry, but we don't have apple pies. It's a butcher shop." And the horse says "nevermind, I came here on my bike."

Ask me if i'm a tree. Q: Are you a tree? A: No.

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Nothing, it's still a dinosaur! Her sexual orientation is regardless. ~kyle hudson

my mom just came up and saw me masturbateing

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bucket of shit? A black man is a life form, more specifically a homosapian, while the bucket, as well as the shit, is an inanimate object.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no? sense Microwave

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