- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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ADAM SAS IS A GREAT GUY!

knock knock who's there? Police oh shit

Why did the woman have no boobs? Breast cancer

What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 6 feet under the ground? Doug What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 3 feet under the ground? Douglas

Why was the boy hanging from the ceiling? He was sad

My mom told me I was pretty, I know now that she is a liar.

Why didn't Hitler go to heaven? He killed millions of jews and was an atheist.

What do you call a black man with no job? Unemployed

How do you get a blonde's attention? Throw deodorant at her until she looks.

Why did the boy fail his midterm? he didnt study.

What did the down syndrome girl get for christmas? Cancer.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin that just got shot

Did you hear about the peanut that was assaulted? He filed a police report weeks ago and is upset by the sluggish nature of the justice system.

what did Shivank say to Ricky? "you suck dick" HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Can I have a pound for my bus, pal?

What's brown and sticky??? A brown stick

Hey! You wanna' hear a joke? Black Freedom

A man builds a time machine but can only travel back in time. Where does he go? Irrelevant. Time and space exist on different planes.

Where was the declaration of independes? At the bottom

What do you call kids born in whorehouses? Poor, poor children.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

What do you call a dolphin without a head? Dead.

Whats white and goes up? a confused snowflake

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