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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A) why did the black guy leave the bar B) cause he was tired and wanted to go home

A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

What do you call a black garbage man? A garbage man

What's bad about a Hispanic Women and a White man dating? A: Nothing at all really, unless either of them become involved in drugs, alchohol, or unprotected sex, which can ruin any relationship.

What do you call a Knight who farts a lot? Sir Farts-a-lot

Why are Ethiopians so fast? Because antelope are also very fast.

Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11

A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese

Knock knock. Who's there? Not Madeleine mecanne.

What's worse than the holocaust? Another holocaust.

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

Why did the man fart? He didn't. Stop being so dirty-minded.

Why did the fat man fall off the swing? Because he weighed 855 pounds and it broke.

What noise annoys a noisy oyster? Hispanics with their loud car stereos.

What do you call a 9 year old with no friends? A Sandyhook survivor.

Why did the little girl cry in school? Because she remembered her parents were both in prison. She is in a state run foster academy.

What did the Japanese man name his black baby? -Som Ting Wong :)

knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My heart skipped a beat, I'm dead.

What did the blonde say when she saw a tan button on her calculator? That must mean tangent.

Women's rights.

Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your roommate, I forgot my keys.

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