Brock is a massive b00b who likes da siiiiiii

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What is faster? A mustang or a corvette? A fighter jet you stupid idiotic piece of crap!

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I HATE G-SPOT AND BTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

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A man falls out of a boat. What happens next? Well, you would think he'd know how to swim, but due to his alzheimer's he didn't, so he drowned.

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Why was the baby crying? Because it was on fire.

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Q: Why did the Westboro Baptist Church picket the gay marine’s funeral? A: Homosexuals are a plague sent by Satan to destroy the fabric of America.

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What is the difference between your mom and a vacuum? The vacuum does not use your mom to clean the floor since it is an inanimate object and can not control people.

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What's worse than tripping over a tree root? The destruction of the ancient city of Pompeii in A.D. 79. Though tripping over a tree root may hurt and result in the victim bleeding profusely, we live in the 21st century and at any time can call a doctor using a cellular device called a phone. In A.D. 79, no technology in this category existed. People were overpowered by the rage of a mountain that they believed was a sign of the wrath of the heavens. People had to flee the city and a majority of them we killed by either inhaling to much smoke or other causes. This continued for over 18 hours. Therefore, the destruction of Pompeii is far worse than tripping over a tree root.

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A plane filled with English tourists is on it's way from Holland to Spain. It crashes in France. Where are the surviors buried? Survivors aren't buried.

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A black man, a Mexican man, a white man, an Asian man, a priest, a rabbi, and a prostitute walk into a bar. It was a very popular bar.

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roses are green violets are green i was drunk last night

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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: 7 is a registered sex offender.

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A paper cut is a tree's last revenge.

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Why did the man walk into the wall? He was blind.

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why do woman love the twilight books? i have no idea woman can't read

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What did the single woman get for Christmas? Raped.

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Help! I've fallen and I can't get up.

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If we had some ham, we could have ham and eggs; if we had some eggs.

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what's worse than people who aren't funny? ryan vallee

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how do you know if your friend is your best friend? if he cries you cry, if he laughs you laughs, if he jumps out a window you laugh again.

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Why are people so quiet at golf game? Because its such a boring sport.

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they told me not to write here but i did

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so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

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