- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why don't you ask the chicken. I am sorry but I as a human being am totally incapable of understanding and communicating with chickens.

Why did sally fall off the swings? She didn't have any arms. Knock Knock, Who's there? Not Sally, she doesn't have any arms.

There was a two car pile up at wal-mart. 50 mexicans were killed.

Q: Whats the worst thing to drop in a prison shower? A: An exploding nail gun

Why did Piglet look in the toilet? He was probably fascinated by the flush.

People who are addicted to brake fluid just can't stop.

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? Ones a person and the others a bench.

why do black people like lotion? because everybody else does.

Why did the chair fall off the cliff? Well it is an inamitate object so it did not move itself, someone must have threw it

What do you call a man with no arms or legs skiing? Skip.

Why was the bartender's baby crying upstairs? Because it was being raped.

Two Irish men walk in to a bar. Or maybe it was three. It's actually quite a common occurrence here in Dublin.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

Women's Rights

What's the difference between a black cat and a black cat? Nothing.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

What do you get if you cross a centipede with a millipede? I don't know but it sure has a lot of legs

What do you call a person with an axe stuck to his head? What's your name?

Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

Jews

Why cant a black person read? Because there is nothing to read...

Why won't Santa be delivering presents this year? Because he can't be bothered.

Knock, Knock? Who's There? Not Suzie

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