- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

Why did the midget fall from a tall building? Because somebody pushed him.

Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

Pretty vague, if I did not know you, Id conclude you where working for some mob syndicate or something.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

oh whatever donald trump's not going to be president. stop pretending he is

why is justin bieber so pale? Because he hasn't come out of the closet.

What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

Whats the difference between a truck full of babies and a truck full of bowling balls? You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

A man walks into a bar... And orders a glass of beer to cool himself off after a long day at the quarry.

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

What's funny about anti-humor? Nothing.

What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

Why was the blonde so dumb? Because she came from a very poor family and could not afford a decent education

You're always working, why don't you spend some time with your daughter? be a good father. But i already am. We're sleeping together while you work every night.

whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

Yo mama so fat when she went to the ocean the whales started to sing we are family even though your fatter than me

What types of animals are the most dangerous? Dangerous ones.

I was once a hamster.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because skeletons don't get invited to parties because they are the remains of something that is dead and that would be a very ood thing to have at a party.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

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