Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his failing marriage.

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A duck walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender serves the duck the beer. Later, the bartender wonders to himself when his life got so out of control.

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What did Jim do after the police gave him a ticket? He followed them home and used their children's limbs to rape them.

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Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

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Knock Knock Who's there? no one, you've got Psycosis

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What did the loser say to the winner? Good game

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Doctor Harold Boo, I was your grandmother's primary caregiver, I'm here to inform you that she died of a massive heart attack.

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What's black and white and red all over? A blood-soaked zebra

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A bus full of retarded kids got broken on his way. One kid suggested to the bus driver that the problem could be with the brakes, as that kid's father was a mechanic.

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Q: Why is it so that antijokes often give you a funny answer? A:.... *hayroll* *crickets* Moral: Im the MoranautBitch!

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why was the hobo sad his box was confiscated

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Why did the first koala fall off the tree? He was dead. Why did the second koala fall off the tree? He got hit by the first one. Why did the third koala fall off the tree? He thought it was a game so he joined in.

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Whats Bin Laden's favorite store 9/11

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A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

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What happened when the football player couldn't get his Coke from the vending machine? He got angry.

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A fat man orders a pizza. Then after eating it, he gets a eart attack due to his high cholesterol and lack of exercise

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How many black men can you fit into a mini? Five One in the drivers seat. One in the passenger seat. And three in the back seats. Anymore would be both dangerous and impractical due to the small interior volume of the car, and it would also put a significant strain on the cars limited engine power. Especially when tackling a steep incline.

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Wanna hear a joke? Sure. Me too.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

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Yo mama's so poor, she doesn't have a lot of money.

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Knock knock! Who's there? The police your son died in a car crash.

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Q: What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? A: Shoveling them out with a pitchfork.

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how did the man jump over the mountain? it was a small mountain and he had a trampoline

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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