What's the difference between a Jew and a Paki? Nothing, they're both as bad as each other.

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What do the duck and elephant have in common?? Nothing, they are completely different species.

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Why is there an owl out during the day? I don't know.

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How does a man with no arms ride a bicycle? He can't, he loses control and falls over, getting a few scrapes and bruises.

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Tiny timmy likes timmy turner in his time of tingling on christmas.

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How do you make a little boy cry? Slap the cookie out of his hand.

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Q. If you have 4 pencils and I have 7 apples, how many pancakes can we fit on the roof? A. Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

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Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

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Columbus Day... A day to remember the anniversary of Columbus enslaving America.

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Who wants $300? Me too.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? -Who's there? Not the girl.

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Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

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What do Barbra Streisand and Danny Glover have in common? Nothing.

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roses are red violets are indigo

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Nothing exceedingly odd happened at a bar

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If a man and a woman get married in Texas and move to Washington are they still brother and sister?

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whats white jizz

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Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

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Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

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Hey! I just met you. And this may seem crazy. So here's my number: Now Get in the van.

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You say tomayto, I say ecstasy.

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A man walks into a bar. Ow

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What's clear, glass-like, and makes your brain feel like it's exploding just by smelling it? Crystal Meth

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What did the flag say to the pole? It dosnt

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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