A man gets pushed in to a pole...

What is big, grey, has 8 wheels, can fly, swim and walk. I dunno. Thats why I'm asking

roses are black, violets are black, im dead.

What do you call a puppy in alaska? A cold PUPPY!!!!!

A man named Jake walks into a bar. The bartender says hi jake... The End

gay pom...

it ain't easy being cheesy Max Harrison

what did the blue paint say to the red paint? i am blue

How do you have fun while stuck in traffic? Play bumper cars!

What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

what do you get when you cross a turkey with a goat? nothing you can't cross to genetically different spieces stupid

How did the conductor survive the Electric Chair? - He was a bad conducter

How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

what do you get when you cross a baby and a car a baby shaped dent, and a dead baby

Why was the couple in the waiting room crying? Because their son was diagnosed of AIDS and will probably not live into his twenties.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy became cold easily.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

You:Knock knock friend:who's there you:come in friend come on who you:come in your mother

q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

Whats greasy and long? Your moms chesthair

Why is there an owl out during the day? I don't know.

A man is a joke for making a joke on antijoke

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie...

An Aisian failed a test

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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