4 strangers are shopping at the mall. The big one does a trick and then the small one was good. The bad was small like a tree, seven days later the short one was having a party with a pretty lady. To the teacher was morning and everyone did happy times.

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Why was the blonde so dumb? Because she came from a very poor family and could not afford a decent education

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what is 2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2-2+2x0 20

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Q. A couple went on a boat. The boat sank. Every single person died, who survied? A. The couple.

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knock knock... ....... no one replies.. the family is deff..

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What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

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a dog and a duck went out for a meal they both ordered lobster and enjoyed the night.

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2 brothers were arguing, both had anger problems to the point where one started war with the other. Boy1: I HATE YOU Boy2: MOM HATES YOU Boy1: ....Wait why? Boy2: YOU WERE AN ACCIDENT SHE TRIED TO SELL YOU TO A MEXICAN AND HE SAID THAT THING WAY TOO DAM UGLEH ITD BURN THE FACES OFF MY COWS.

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A blonde fails an exam because she did not study

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How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

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What do you call a place full of large volumes of random, unwanted knowledge? The usersub on this site.

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I'm funnY!!! Haha pënis

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A guy walks into a bar. But this was a bar like a pole, so the man ended up with a broken nose.

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What do you call a man will dementia who just killed his cousins, wife, children, and teacher. His name. He's still a man until he's put in a mental institution.

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Q. How do you make your neighbor mad? A. Run his kids over.

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Knock Knock Who's There 42

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Anne frank dies days before camp was liberated.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven kind of looked like an alligator.

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why did the boy cry because i punched him so hard in the face he shit out his teeth for the next three weeks

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Q: How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? You don't. You just shut up and listen.

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women's rights

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A man walks up to his boss and asks "Do you want to hear a funny joke?". His boss replied,"Yes". Before the man could finish his joke, his boss had a heart attack and died instantly. The next day, when he's in his car with his wife, he asks "You want to hear a joke?", the wife replied "Sure,". before the man could finish his joke, a car hit them and the wife died but the man happened to survive. The next day, he sat on a bench mourning, his friend walked up to him and asked, "Why are you sad?". the man answered, "Every time I try and tell a joke someone dies!", his friend said, "That's not true, just tell me the joke." "Ok" "Two Pigeons walk into a-". Before he can finish his joke his friends is kidnapped and killed. Sadly, the man walks to a ledge, jumps off and commits suicide. The End

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, a bus hit it half way along and it died instantly.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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