- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the weiner dog have a bad childhood? Uncle Monty put his foot up its arse on a daily basis before chewing dorris's nose, ears and eyelids.

whats white and sticky? a white stick

What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

Did you know that many scientists will find out what happens after death within your lifetime? But not their lifetime...

Roses are red. Violets are red. Your garden's on fire.

What did you say? I'm blind. (Did not write this meaning to be offensive)

Q: What happens when a Jew with a boner runs into a wall? A: He breaks his nose.

How do you know when everybody on a plane crash is dead ? When your the only one who walked out

What do you call an office worker with no arms or legs? A paraplegic.

Nothing. He made it home safely.

Why was the girl crying? She got shot in the penis

What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

Q)what do you call a homless a man ?? A) dunno ask him what his name it (LOL RANDOMZZZ)

Knock Knock No one's home Okay, I'll come back later.

Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

Why did the teacher get mad at the student? Because he ran over him with a car.

I've been hearing a lot of Jew jokes lately, Anne Frankly I'm sick off it.

I started a pottery course where the two instructors looked like Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze. The only other student looked like Whooping Goldberg. This teacher to student ratio proved invaluable as I am hoping to make a living as an artist and really appreciated all the extra attention.

a kid was running across the street. he just got hit by a truck

Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

In Soviet Russia, people commonly suffered under the might of the communist juggernaut. It was unpleasant.

A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

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