- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

What KFC? Deep fried aborted babies.

Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

Why can't Anne Frank write a sequel? Because she's dead.

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Why do you never want to party with Lindsay Lohan? Because she's a drug abuser and a terrible influence.

Three men went out for a night on the town, one had too much to drink and was forced to take a cab home.

What do you call a blond reading a book? A blond reading a book.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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What do you get when you cross a dead monkey, a chair fitted with wheels for use as a means of transport by a person, Isaac Newton & the creator of the website? Stephen Hawking.

what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

What do you call some one in the middle of the ocean without a boat skrewed.

how do u get a blonde to stay away from her credit card... i dont know im blonde

A panhandler came up to me today and said he hadn't had a bite in weeks, so I gave him some change.

Have a nice day! Dont tell me what to do.

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock.. Who's there? Not Sally!

When did the laughter finally die? When you started this joke.

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What did the bank teller say after the man asked for a pen? Would you prefer black or blue?

Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

What did Queen Victoria say when she saw a zombie? "Quick everybody, run, that is a zombie."

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