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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are reddish Violets are bluish If it wasn't for Christmas We'd all be Jewish

Q: So I don't get it. Do women actually like not having penises and testicles? Do they genuinely enjoy it? A: Silly boy. Women ADORE not having penises and testicles. You just can't get your mind around someone having different preferences in anatomy than you.

An Ethiopian fell into an alligator infested river. He ate 7 of them before he got out.

WHY DO JEWS HATE GERMANY? THEY DON'T THEY FORGAVE THE NAZIS :-) ( . )( . ) -------

What's red and smells like green paint? Red Paint

How many lollipops does it take to shingle a dog? Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

Roses are red Violets are blue Your grandpa's dead So are you.

What did the girl say to the other girl? Nothing. She got hit in the head with a pineapple

What's black and breaks your stove when falling from a tree? Your stove

In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

why did the chicken cross the road? because his mother was dieing of terminal cancer in the hospital across the street where the bar was. he was drinking because he is an alcoholic.

My new friend, aka future fuckbuddy asked me what I do for a living. I told her, I write books. She asked me if I had gotten anything published yet. I told her: EXCUSE ME? DID I SAY I WAS A PUBLISHER? She laughed, for some reason... Good enough of an Antichri... Antijoke.

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! In for a penny, in for a pound. I'm Donald Trump!

What did the Asian say to the American? herro. rook at me. i have round eye i american!

Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

What's green and brown, and if it fell out of a tree on you it would kill you? A billiard table?

Yup, I mean we use all of your techniques and all things considered the messages end up looking pretty much the same, as if the same person had written them, Azure is named Carlos, and well, he is pretty much a computer wiz so you have nothing to worry about.

ask me if im a door yes

Who has, there are like... Well actually I might have watched them all, downloaded them in a torrent... A LEGAL torrent of course... NOT. Well, you get a hint, it looks a lot like Mickey Mouse, and its a trick question since Mickey Mouse was not actually drawn by Disney, so yeah.

who cares wats behind the green class door people cant be in it

How many teachers would it take to find their way out of a maze? Depends on their area of speciality. If the teacher(s) are mathematicians or logicians, probably one or two at most. If they are home economics teachers, possibly more.

Why did Jack take a prune out for the evening? A healthy snack as part of a balanced diet.

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