- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy take the girls backpack? he has this many hands

What's big, old, and brown? A tree.

Your mother is so fat, that somebody should inform her of the risks of eating unhealthy foods because she could obtain life threatening diseases.

-What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? -Slap HER!

What do you call a man who has lost both his legs, one arm, and half his eye? Larry

A blonde went to buy a Pizza and after ordering, the assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve. "Six please" she said, "I could never eat twelve!"

What's your guys names?

oh hey.

what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

A man says to his doctor, "doctor, doctor, I think I have a split personality." The doctor responds, "That makes 4 of us."

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you didn't know that, go back to school.

What is worse than getting hit by a car? Getting hit by a truck

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had Alzheimers and forgot that he lived on the other side of the street.

I am hot he is not can you beleive it I got shot

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Why didn't LeBron James go to college? Because the opportunity to secure millions of dollars in salary straight out of high school was too lucrative for him to pass up.

Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase the farmer has recently gone blind due to old age and he acidently left the gate opened and the chicken happened to walk out

Whats the difference between a cow and a sheep a cow goes baa and a sheep goes moo

What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower. A Mexican that is fresh out of college and does not yet own a lawnmower.

What do you call a lubia chin jew slave? Kia

Whats the difference between a Corvette and 1000 dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

id give my right arm to be ambidextrous

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

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