- Anti Joke

Knock knock Who's there Banana Bananas can't talk. Crap he's on to me

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a convicted cannibalistic rapist.

Yo mama so fat, i rolled over twice and i still on that bitch.

Your mom's so fat that when she stepped on the scale at the doctors office the doctor said " hey i wanted your weight not your phone number"

Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

a kid named austin walks into school and gets kicked in the nuts byyy

Why did the chicken cross the road? To cause global mayhem.

why did the chicken cross the road? does a chicken have to explain everything it does?? do u explain to everyone around you why you're crossing the road every time?! i think not!

What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

What's white and sticky? Snow. What were you thinking of?

what does the sloth say to Jonah reincastle? nothing Jonah is the sloth

What do 69 and carpets have in common ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????1?2?3?4?5?6?7?8?9?0?????????#???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????©®™????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? Nothing

Why did the TV not turn off? You need to use a remote.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

Why did hellen keller's dog kill itself? You would to if your name was, AIIEEEEIUUUUHGH!

Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

What KFC? Deep fried aborted babies.

Have you ever ate a donut? Yes I have. In fact, the donut I ate recently was fairly delicious.

What did the boy say after he got hit by a bus? Nothing. He's dead.

I cant find my anti-jokes this is also one

When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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