what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? alot of things, worms don't taste that bad.

What do Sandusky and micheal Jackson have in common? They are both white.

How did the American man get the Mexican man to jump over the wall? He didn't, after several attempts he then got a ladder and climbed over.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We are here to inform you that your daughter has died in a drunk driving accident.

Why is the young Chinese boy crying? Because he is being raped.

Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

Q. What did the gay kid say to his group of straights? A. 10 dollars to the first one to tip over that little asian boy on the bike.

What does DNA stand for? The National Association of Dislexics.

How did the black guy survive from drowning? Years of Swimming lessons at his local YMCA

knock. knock. whos there? ur mom now put ur pants back on

Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

[Set up] [No punch line]

What do you call a man with a spade on his head? Doug

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

a guy was waiting for his date, then she arrived and they went happily to the cinema

MATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

roses are red violets are blue im much younger than i look;)

Q: Why couldn' the muslim eat pork? A: Because he had been raped and killed by a giant scorpion.

What did the black man do when he walked into the bar? He went up the bartender and bought a beer.

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one underneath it. What's worse than that? It has to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It goes back for seconds.

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A: The live one at the bottom trying to eat his way out. Q: What's worse than that? A: When he comes back for more.

Have you seen Hellen Keller's dad? Neither did she

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