A blonde a red head and burrnett was on a island, heres there diolouge. Red:lets have a breast stroke race. bothe burnett and blonde:ok. The red head gets to the next island 1st and waits 2hrs,then the burnett comes up. Red:what took u so long? Burnett:i got hit by some waves.. they both wait weeks and weeks. the blonde comes . red and burnett: what took u long? Blonde:umm.... YOU GUYS CHEATED!! YOU USED UR HANDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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I went out for a nice evening with my wife last week, and we kept getting dirty looks because I'm 42 and she's 19. I get that people are a little weird about that for whatever stupid reason, but it totally ruined our tenth anniversary.

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What did the black guy say after coming home from school? "I just got home from school."

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what did the scene kid get for christmas? a gift card which he used ironically.

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Why did the black man jump out of the plane? He was going on a parachute dive with his friend.

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You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

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How many blondes does it take to change a diaper? About a thousand

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Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, He sailed a boat.

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Why was the redneck so racist? Because he had a severe dislike for the black community.

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What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

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i used to take arrows to the knee,til i took one to the balls.

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, I do not stand for them.

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What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

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Two fish in a tank one said "How do you drive this thing?"

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You know what they say about fat thumbs? They give a lot of accidental comment likes on statuses.

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why did the chicken cross the road cause i fucked your mom

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if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

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i had a black friend once......just kidding

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading the dumbass things that people come up with as an answer.

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whate white and cant climb trees? powdered sugar

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So there's a black man riding a bike down the street. A police officer pulls him over to tell him that his back tire seems to be flat. The black man says thank you, and continued riding his bike. Later, he would repair his tire.

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So when I came home from work the other day, I saw tha my dog was foaming at the moth, so I took him to the vet It turns out that my dog didn't have a thing for marshmallows but had rabies instead and was promptly put down.

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The government

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