What did the black man do after the white guy told a racist joke? Laugh

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A lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for a map. The Bartender takes him into a room and rapes him.

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No, but I am not just an author, the important thing is, that this kid has been stopped as we speak, as I said he was selling information to several clients on the deep web, and patterns do reveal that he was selling you out piece by piece while prepared to make a run for it once he delivered the vital details. Say, did you promote this guy a bit too fast or something? Either he knows as much as you do, or otherwise he has been learning the ins and outs of your little place pretty fast.

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knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

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Why do black people like chicken? Because it's tasty, nutritious and easy to cook.

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KANE AUDITIONS FOR BRITAINS GOT TALENT SIMON COWEL REAPES HIM

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A kid walked into a bar and ordered a drink and then was arrested for drinking under the age of 18

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Have you ever seen a cowboy chasing boot?

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what did the girl say after she got hit by a bus, nothing she was dead

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Why was the boy crying? Because his dad comes home drunk every night and beats him.

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I have a meeting with a man about a horse. I have a chance to win the triple crown. Barboro is gonna do awesome. Oh wait he is dead.

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Twilight is so bad, I read it and personally didn't like it as a book.

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Why did the road cross the chicken? The 2 nouns in the sentence has been switched.

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Q: Why was the little girl upset? A: Because she drank a window cleanser, causing her vital organs to shut down, ending in a slow, painful, death.

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Q: Why did the boy eat an apple? A: A strong man stuffed it down his throat.

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Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A intro of darkness, then redness then whiteness

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Roses are red. Violets are black. Why is ur chest as flat as ur back?

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I used to take arrows to the knee but then I didn't, for no particular reason.

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Why don't I understand myself? Because I am an anti-joke and lack a self-aware existence.

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Anti-Joke Memes Are Obviously Not A Thing

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A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

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What happens when you roll a quarter down the street in Mexico? It rolls for a small period of time but eventually it falls over and stops rolling because quarters aren't able to roll very far on imperfect surfaces.

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why is cancer a big thing because its bad

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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