Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone? Because she had no arms. Knock, Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

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Why did the kid drop his football? He had a heart attack

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Nancy Kerrigan walks into a club

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What do a baby and popcorn have in common? They both pop in an explosive manner when put in a microwave and both can be consumed by the person who may have put the baby and popcorn in it so if you think this is funny then you have some problems and i will shortly in some period of time when my schedule is cleared refer you to a licensed psychologist and we will make an appointment for you.

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What did Tom see after taking a much need long nap? The ceiling.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the gas man, I've come to read your meter, like we arranged.

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roses are red violets are blue i'm chinese and i don't know a joke pickle.

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Why does a man have a closet full of fruits? Because he has a mental illness and there is nothing to laugh about.

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A cat walks into a bar. She belongs to the owner, so he gives her a saucer of milk.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

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So I says to the guy "take the money and run." He then takes my money and walks down the street.

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Why did John fall off his bike? Because, he is a fish and fish cannot ride bikes.

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roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

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What color is cotton? White Well in Afrca, they grow black cotton

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The turd said crazy turd so many cows have ninety two ears and it walked away to the store and drank doors while juggling feces and racist jack-o-lanterns.

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A man goes and buys a head of cabbage. The cabbage had a worm in it. When the man saw the worm, he threw out the cabbage and bought a new one the next time he went to the grocery store.

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Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

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Q: What do you call a fish with no eyes? A: Fsh

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Whats fat and gay joe diragi

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Your mother is so ugly, her genes were passed down through two generations, and now your children are of a similar caliber of ugliness. I'm so sorry.

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What did the Asian father say to his son when he got a b? Good job son!

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why did the duck cross the road? because his d**k was stuck in the chickens a**....

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I am a women

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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