- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is brown and sticky? A Stick

A man and his dog walk into the park, the man grabs a ball and chucks it for the dog. The dog can not chase after the ball because he has no legs and bites his owners leg.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She was dead.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin get in the car.

what is black and looks like a rasberry a blackberry

Did u think that last joke was funny? Well this one isnt

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

why did the other chicken cross the road peer pressure

what did the left eye say to the right eye? "eye" see you

roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up, you retarded black poet!

How does a cow does a cow do an evil laugh?

what is the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

Kinky = using a feather Perverted = using the whole chicken Weird = using chicken bones Downright disgusting = all of the above, plus a cat

Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

How many people live in China? At least ten.

Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black. All credit goes to Caravel.

What did Steve Hagen say to Steve Walters? "We have the same first name."

Why did the beautiful girl get the job over the not so beautiful looking girl She was more qualified

What did the downsyndrome get for christmas? Aborted

You ask your friend if they want to hear a joke when they say yes tell them that thought you had a joke

I'm going to live to be 300 years old or die trying!

how do you make a little boy cry? Kill his parents in front of him .

Roses are Red, I have a phone, Nobody texts me, Forever alone.

What did the two prostitute say to each other? I dont know, i wasn't there

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