- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I like the color potato.

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask him to lower the volume a bit and maybe also play a quieter tune.

Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, there is no reason for a chicken to need to cross a road.

Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

What do a duck and a tricycle have in common? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

Kade was sad. He had finally got a girlfriend when he realized he actually liked men.

Whats funnier than a dead baby? a dead baby in a clown costume!!!

A white guy, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a hispanic guy are standing before a cliff. They proceeded to take lovely pictures.

Read in a Jersey accent: SOOOOOO my friend __________ saw this coffee shop in new jersey! He was like.... i love coffee why dont they give it to me for free???? The man at the coffee shop Killed me! that is why coffee is not free!

A young boy had a question and looked into the sky then his eyes got burnt from the sun and he went blind.

why did the roof cave in? It was not structurally sound do to poor architecture

Does Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? No, it's a scam.

A paraplegic women falls off a boat. Regardless of the fact that she was wearing a properly inflated flotation device, she still managed to drown. She died instantly, the next day.

Do you believe that if I theoretically am unmatched in many ways, would feel less alone if I decided to become more like the rest?

A man walks into a bar . . . he is tired and thirsty after a long day at work.

Thats so awesome, I was totally not not going to tell you and when I saw I did not not type it I totally did it anyways, but why did it last even though stuff timed out? I am like so wet.

Yo mamma so stupid Her IQ is sub par

Nero, sure you are okay?

WE BE-ETH YON KNIGHTS OF THE ROUND TABLE

A deranged serial killer walks into a bar. No one leaves because he looks like a normal guy.

Why isn't Michael Jackson aloud at Disney world? He is dead.

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