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Why did the baby die? Because I refused to feed it.

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Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? A: Get in the car.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

Hello! I am Harry Potter, and i will be teaching you pottery today! Yes, call me Mr. Pottery!

What's brown an sticky Shit

What disease did Harry Styles get? 1Infection! (if you don't know, Harry Styles is 1direction's manager)

Knock Knock Jehovah's witnesses!

How do you make an elf sad? Murder his family.

What do you call a dog riding a bicycle? An talented dog.

Whats worse than having a parking cone rammed up your ass? Realizing that a big orange cone is up your ass.

Q: what comes after 69? A: 70

Whats the quickest way to get famous? kill the president

Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

a group of jews went to a factory to apply for jobs. Only one came out.

What's ripe and orange? A ripe orange.

Roses are red Violets are blue You're adopted and Santa Claus isn't real

You know what's worse than finding a real joke on antijoke.com? AIDS

What did the blondes left leg say to her right leg? Nothing they haven't met yet.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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