- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

Roses are Red Lemons are Sour Pull Down Your Pants And Give Me an Hour

what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

Why is the man's nose bleeding? Because I punched him in the nose. He looked at me funny.

what do you order when it's a sunday in nyc during a solar eclipse on a leap year past 12:00 pm? what ever you like

whats worse than a bee sting, two bee stings, whats worse than two bee stings, the holocaust, whats worse than the holocaust, tree bee stings...

Why is the deer afraid of the hunter? Because he doesn't want to get shot.

A man walks into a bar . . . he is tired and thirsty after a long day at work.

Do you believe that if I theoretically am unmatched in many ways, would feel less alone if I decided to become more like the rest?

Yo mamma so stupid Her IQ is sub par

ask me what my temperpedic bed is like. ''whats it like?'' i dont know ive never had one actully.

what would abraham lincoln do if he were alive today? scream and try to open his coffin.

What did the horse say to the other horse? We are both horses

Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

Thats so awesome, I was totally not not going to tell you and when I saw I did not not type it I totally did it anyways, but why did it last even though stuff timed out? I am like so wet.

What do a duck and a tricycle have in common? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

A white guy, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a hispanic guy are standing before a cliff. They proceeded to take lovely pictures.

Nero, sure you are okay?

Does Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? No, it's a scam.

A deranged serial killer walks into a bar. No one leaves because he looks like a normal guy.

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why did the roof cave in? It was not structurally sound do to poor architecture

Whats funnier than a dead baby? a dead baby in a clown costume!!!

A young boy had a question and looked into the sky then his eyes got burnt from the sun and he went blind.

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