- Anti Joke

A man walks into a bar He drinks the night away with his friends Plot Twist It was a dream He has no friends.

A man walked into a bar. Too bad he didn't see it.The man was sent to the hospital 2 hours later when a friendly elderly lady found him badly wounded on the ground.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? It depends on their painting skills.

Q:What did the boy do when his girlfriend cheated on him? A:He broke up with her because cheating is wrong and he deserves better.

Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

There once was a man named bulagala moo moo boom chicka boom. Sometimes, when wipe the toilet tissue breaks and my fingers get all dirty. Good thing I have insurance!

So an alien walks into a bar......... and everyone runs away secreaming because theres an alien in the bar.

Tool will release their 5th album this summer.

What's worse than Bogans? Boat people.

Who pushed joe off the building? Nobody. joe hated his life and wanted to die

two paraplegics walk into a bar. oh wait...

Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red, HOLY SHIT THE GARDEN'S ON FIRE

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

I don't know about the rest of you, but I HATE funerals.

Why did i write an antijoke? Because i can't write real jokes.

A guy said a racist joke and he got beat up now he is in the hospital for what he said.

why was six afraid of seven? it's a long story, and six doesn't want to talk about it.

They didn't stop pulling my hair i didn't stop pulling the trigger

What do get when you mix cancer and a bike? Lance Armstrong

Your gay

What is Dora the Explorer's favorite food? Pussy.

why did little johnny start choking? because somebody shoved a bag down his throat

knock knock who's there? faith

Why were accents created? So when people go to Texas they come back sounding like a D-Bag.

A man walks into a bar He drinks the night away with his friends Plot Twist It was a dream He has no friends.

A man walked into a bar. Too bad he didn't see it.The man was sent to the hospital 2 hours later when a friendly elderly lady found him badly wounded on the ground.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? It depends on their painting skills.

Q:What did the boy do when his girlfriend cheated on him? A:He broke up with her because cheating is wrong and he deserves better.

Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

There once was a man named bulagala moo moo boom chicka boom. Sometimes, when wipe the toilet tissue breaks and my fingers get all dirty. Good thing I have insurance!

So an alien walks into a bar......... and everyone runs away secreaming because theres an alien in the bar.

Tool will release their 5th album this summer.

What's worse than Bogans? Boat people.

Who pushed joe off the building? Nobody. joe hated his life and wanted to die

two paraplegics walk into a bar. oh wait...

Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red, HOLY SHIT THE GARDEN'S ON FIRE

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

I don't know about the rest of you, but I HATE funerals.

Why did i write an antijoke? Because i can't write real jokes.

A guy said a racist joke and he got beat up now he is in the hospital for what he said.

why was six afraid of seven? it's a long story, and six doesn't want to talk about it.

They didn't stop pulling my hair i didn't stop pulling the trigger

What do get when you mix cancer and a bike? Lance Armstrong

Your gay

What is Dora the Explorer's favorite food? Pussy.

why did little johnny start choking? because somebody shoved a bag down his throat

knock knock who's there? faith

Why were accents created? So when people go to Texas they come back sounding like a D-Bag.

A man walks into a bar He drinks the night away with his friends *Plot Twist* It was a dream He has no friends.

A man walked into a bar. Too bad he didn't see it.The man was sent to the hospital 2 hours later when a friendly elderly lady found him badly wounded on the ground.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? It depends on their painting skills.

Q:What did the boy do when his girlfriend cheated on him? A:He broke up with her because cheating is wrong and he deserves better.

Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

There once was a man named bulagala moo moo boom chicka boom. Sometimes, when wipe the toilet tissue breaks and my fingers get all dirty. Good thing I have insurance!

So an alien walks into a bar......... and everyone runs away secreaming because theres an alien in the bar.

Tool will release their 5th album this summer.

What's worse than Bogans? Boat people.

Who pushed joe off the building? Nobody. joe hated his life and wanted to die

two paraplegics walk into a bar. oh wait...

Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red, HOLY SHIT THE GARDEN'S ON FIRE

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

A man walks into a bar He drinks the night away with his friends Plot Twist It was a dream He has no friends.