What's worse than spending time with Inlaws? Spending time with outlaws.

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Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

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How do you leave a jackass in suspense? I'll tell you later.

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What do you get when you cross Skyrim and Call of Duty? A video game that has similarities to Skyrim and Call of Duty.

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A man walks into a bar, the other man ducks.

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-I have an idea! Let's play twenty questions! -Alright! But i have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

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What's the color of the sky when an airplane takes off? Blue. What are you, stupid?

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That awkward moment when Amish mingle has a member

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Roses are red Violets are? blue Lets eat poo I know you want to

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Why can't you lie to atoms? Because they make up everything!

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why did the giraffe cross the road? because my dad and his "fishing buddies" are having another "meeting" in the basement. I hear weird noises, and I haven't seen my little sister in weeks, since the last "meeting." Dad said she went to a special camp for little girls. I hear horrible noises.

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A priest walks into a drug den, most people would say this is pretty contradictory to his implied beliefs.

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why cant little timmy ski? he was born without legs.

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What did one bulbasaur say to one squirtle? Well, first off, pokemon are virtual animals created solely for the enjoyment of entertaining japanese children and causing seizure episodes. This fictional creation then migrated to an american tv market, still maintaining their superficial existence while continuing to promote slavery and the use of round balls that capture your problems and propagate winning through random ball throwing. They are fake, and as they are fake, the bulbasaur said "we are fake"

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When were in a zombie apocalypse I will make sure to save you for 40 days and then I will sacrifice you

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their was a black man in my family tree hes still hanging on

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Why did the man throw a clock? In retaliation for his wife having thrown a vase at him. The couple has a history of domestic violence. More than one friend has suggested counselling.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. Your definitely a virgin, too bad your mom isn't too.

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What do you not want to call a african american that begins with an N and ends with an R? A Neighbor!

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roses are blue violets are green I am colorblind

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One day a terribly epileptic child is put on on a strict Atkins diet by his loving mother. A week later he finds that the frequency and intensity of his seizures have been reduced by its ketogenic effects, which provides exogenous fats for the body to burn, but limits the available carbohydrate so that ketone bodies build up. It is the high level of these ketones which appear to suppress seizures.

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What's your star sign? Cancer. Oh you're gonna die. AWKWARD.

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what did the food critic say when he was handed a snickers? I'm allergic to peanut butter

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Whats long, black, and fat? The line at KFC

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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