How did the weak old man with cancer beat it? He hung himself.

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Your moma is so nasty. And one day she had a geust over and the geust says " May I use the restroom?" Yes but make sure you use the coffe can to the right because the letf one is full.

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hi im tom. whats your name? joe. hi im tom. whats your name? joe... tom has short term memory loss.

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Yo mama is so fat she could be a plus size model because she's big and hot.

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what happens when you shoot a piece of soup It dies

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Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? I've often heard that a room with a million monkeys with a million typewriters, given enough time; would eventually reproduce the complete works of Shakespeare. This seems to suggest that if something has an extremely low chance of happening, it will still eventually happen if enough attempts are made. However, I feel that the aforementioned scenario, given enough time to play out, would only result in a room full of dead monkeys. Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

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KANE TUCKER HAS A CHODE THE SIZE OF HIS FINGER NAIL

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what happened when the sports mascot ate a bean and cheese burrito? he shat inside his costume and got fired.

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What's the difference between Micheal Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Micheal Jackson has never been on the moon, Neil Armstrong never had plastic surgery and Micheal was a pop star.

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A stripper walks into a bar, she proceeds to cry because she's an alcoholic and a stripper. Meanwhile, her 3 children sit at home hungry. She then goes home, and grabs her gun and shoots her children, then shoots herself. Bucket.

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3 guys are in a car crap manners and shut up.shut up is driving and crape falls out the window so manners goes and gets him. A cop pulls over shut up.he goes what's your name son?shut up.where's your manners boy?over there picking up crape.

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Whats worse to see 100 dead babies on the bed of a truck or 100 fake babies falling directly from the empire state building... I don't know I have never seen either but if you could tell me if you saw it maybe i can use my imaination!!!

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What did the sad orphan with liver cancer get for Christmas? Pictures of dead babies to put things in perspective.

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today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

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I'm getting sick of holocaust jokes can't you Nazi Anne Frankly I'm sick of it

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I like my kids how i like my coffee I dont like coffee

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Alex Gedrose.

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why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt, its just a myth

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what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

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Your mother is so fat that people make rude comments about her behind her back, but they shouldn't because she's a really nice lady.

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Ok is 25 really funnier than 24 because i think 8008 or 5318008 are way funnire tahn 24 or 35 just saying

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how do you tune a piano, you dont, piano tuners tune a piano, I wasn't talking to you!

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Watch brand new car videos at carvideos website

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Orange! -door opens- You fucking come over here selling oranges one more time Julio and I will have you deported.

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