Q: How many Jews can u fit in a bathtub? A: Well it depends if you use their ashes.

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The WNBA.

What do you do when your condom breaks during sexual intercourse? Get AIDS.

"Honey im home!" but his honey was dead on the floor along with his 3 kids.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? AIDS

Knock Knock! Who's there? I have a gun. Get in the car.

Did you know that in the country of Nigeria, every minute, 60 second passes?

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Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

Why did the bus crash? Because the bus driver was a potato.

roses are red, violets are red, ive been shot in the eye with a pelet gun, please ,please help

What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

chuck norris can round house kick reasonably well

Knock Knock Who's there? UPS you have a package from Amazon. \ Oh, Thanks, where do I sign? Right here. Ok, thanks, have a nice day. Thanks you too.

So three Irish guys walk out of a bar

what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

Why can't a dinosaur clap its hands? Dinosaurs are extinct.

What do you call a mexican who works at a landscaping business? A hard working man who is trying to provide money for his family

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You like penis, That's what you live up to.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite. He died the following day.

What's a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

Son: Mommy, Mommy can i have a cookie! Mom:Sure Honey there on the top shelf Son:But mommy i have no arms Mom:No arms, No cookies

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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