- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died

Q. What time is your appointment with the Chinese dentist? A. 20 past 4

What did the salami say to the ham? Nothing; meat can not talk

What's green, little, and eats rocks? A Little Green Rock-Eater What's green and has a thousand wheels? A lawn, I lied about the wheels! If I were to throw a rock down the a whole in the center of the earth (straight through) what would happen? The Little Green Rock-Eater would eat it!

so a jewish man walks into a bar. He looks at the bartender and says...this better be free

Have you seen Hellen Keller's children? No. They look just like her.

I once duped this chick with a parrot. Crazy thing wouldn't shut up. The parrot was pretty cool

What did the Irish nun say on her deathbed? "I now realize that smoking was an unhealthy habit and I regret that I made the choice to do so." Then she died

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "Why the long face?" And the horse says "I have cancer".

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

How do you kill a black man wearing a bullet proof turbin? Shoot him anywere other then his turbin.

roses are red violets are blue some poems are good and some don't

I'm black and I will beat your children At checkers, they can have red

What's brown and sticky? ...A stick.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree Because it died

Mogok Papiti.

In Soviet Russia my freedoms are severally restricted by communism.

What happened to the man who poo'd too much? He started to eat less because his bowell movements started to cause him serious pain.

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

Q:Whats rhe best part about spinning a baby round and round Stopping it with a shovel

What did the boy reading the book do? He kept turning pages and reading until he came to the end, closed the book, and put it back onto the book shelf.

knock knock who's there? the police, we have a warrant for your arrest.

How do you get a Jew to jump off a cliff? You kidnap his family and threaten to kill them if he doesn’t.

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