Do you know what Stevie Wonder's house looks like? No. Well, neither does he.

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Q: When you have alot of hair, what are you? A: Obease

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why did the kitten not eat its food? because its face was stapled to the floor.

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Here's a riddle... A cowboy rides into town on saturday, stays for three days, and leaves on saturday... How does he do it? Well, you see he is a time bending magician who usually lives on a farm on Mars with his family of magicians. He is not really a cowboy but dresses like one to be like everyone else. He is heavily affected by peer pressure and has done a lot of dumb things just to impress his partners. His partners are big bullies and they have trouble being nice to Jimmy (The time-bending, space-living, cowboy-impersonating martian). His partners names are Bob and George. Oh right... I'm trailing off... Well, you see he is a time bending magician who usually lives on a farm on Mars with his family of magicians. He is not really a cowboy but dresses like one to be like everyone else. He is heavily affected by peer pressure and has done a lot of dumb things just to impress his partners. His partners are big bullies and they have trouble being nice to Jimmy (The time-bending, space-living, cowboy-impersonating martian). His partners names are Bob and George. Oh right... I'm trailing off... Well, you see he is a time bending magician who usually lives on a farm on Mars with his family of magicians. He is not really a cowboy but dresses like one to be like everyone else. He is heavily affected by peer pressure and has done a lot of dumb things just to impress his partners. His partners are big bullies and they have trouble being nice to Jimmy (The time-bending, space-living, cowboy-impersonating martian). His partners names are Bob and George. Oh right... I'm trailing off... OH... I'M DONE NOW...

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(Guys I want to get the most likes so like my joke.) What did the person want. To get the most likes :)

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The day after Christmas a chain-smoker, a sex addict, and an alcoholic go to the doctor. The doctor tells the three friends that they need to quit their addiction or they will die. R.I.P. Tommy, Jacob, and Winston 1/1/2011

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dead dibbs

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You know that Duck song on youtube? I dont get it... ducks cant talk...

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What did the blonde say when she saw a box of cheerios? "Lovely, I think I'll have some of these for breakfast today. The wholegrain will be good for me."

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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How did the black guy get out of prison? Further evidence in the case was found which proved that the black guy was actually donating blood to a local blood drive for children with leukemia.

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Q:When a T- Rex walks into your house what does it mean? A: Your on pot, T-rex's are extinct

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What's black and white and red all over? A butler with a stab wound.

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Your mother's breasts sag so low that the late great impressionist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

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Atheism

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why did the chicken cross the road............ why dont you tell me smartass

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You know what sucks ? A vacuum.

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are u black unlucky

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What do you call a spider with no legs? A spider.

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Who's dumb and retarted. A person that is dumb and retarted.

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Why did i write this joke? Because i'm a try hard.

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A man sits down to dinner with his wife And she notifies him that their 8 year old son just died

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and an astronaut? One walks on the moon and the other has sex with little boys.

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what in the world is smarter than the world's smartest man? Nothing he is the smartest man.

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