- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I've got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen...

Who kills babies? A baby killer? No. I do.

quinn knows four other quinns but he ruined my life so he tells me to stop because im ruining this website but i disagree and now he is trying to tell me a joke and im not listening he is still trying but i don't care because i hate him,

Why don't jews believe in Jesus Because jews believe Jesus Christ was not their savior

A black guy and a white guy are in a car. What is going to happen? They will arrive at their destination.

I slept through the Dark Knight movie....turns out I was pretty tired.

Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

why did the chicken cross the road? he saw a rather desperate looking homeless person coming towards him, and, realizing he had no change, figured it was the best way to avoid an awkward situation.

Why did the fat kid rob a pizza shop? Because he happened to like pizza.

I went to a restaurant, but after I ate the food felt sick, then I remembered that I ordered penis with cum Popsicles so I knew it couldn't be the food

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

what's the worst way to fall asleep? sad. it makes you lose sleep.

Q:what do you call someone who spends 7 hours a day playing video games? A: Someone who takes pride and joy from gaming

dont be afraid of lard squeezing cause really its just me teasing

what do you call a baby with no arms and no legs in a mailbox? a horriffic murder

knock knok Who's there The police, I regret to inform you your son was killed in a horrific traffic accident

What do you call 1 + 1 = 2? i like boobs

What do you call a fish with no I's Animal cruelty

My heart is in my hands. Call an ambulance.

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society

a cop wrote most of these anti-jokes O.o

What do you get when you cross a pumpkin with a kangaroo? An irrelevant punchline.

Why did the chicken go down the road? He was in a KFC truck and was headed to his death...

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