What do you call a plane in shining armor? A knight flight.

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A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Because he was bringing food to support his wife and 3 kids whom were very hungry and needed it to survive.

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where does someone with one leg work? -no where this is a recession

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck on the way.

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Leave. Now.

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Some of the people on this site who write these "jokes" are complete morons. Many of them believe that racism, sexism, and spamming is hilarious. Each one of them is a ****ing dumbass and needs to be removed from this site. Racism is not funny, people are murdered because of it! Those who think that they are being funny by insulting others need to get a life and stop ruining this site for others who want to read good jokes free of racism. Africans, Hispanics, Jews, and everyone else deserves better than to be insulted like this. And I'm a white, so take that you racist whores! I apologize for those of you who have good humor that have to read this, but those other jerks need to be told off.

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Have you seen Helen Keller's house? Well, It's an old style ranch home in a respectable neighborhood.

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What did the man say when he saw a giant herd of elephants coming? "Look! There's a giant herd of elephants coming!"

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One sunny Tuesday morning, Tom and his friends were outside playing at the park. Then, suddenly, a violent storm was rapidly approaching. It was recommended that everyone should seek shelter immediately.

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What make's a constuction worker drop's his hammer? MC Hammer moves.

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How do you fit an elephant into a car? You can't. Unless it's a baby elephant. You would probably also need a convertible with the top down.

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What is black and burns really well? charcoal.

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Mitt Romney

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't it's a dead baby!

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yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

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“It doesn’t take a lot to turn me on” – William Deane

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Whats's the similarities between an apple and a cat? They both have legs except for the apple.

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What's a Democrat's favorite activity? Blaming Republicans for shit they didn't do.

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whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

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YOU-why did the airplane crash? (person): why? YOU-Because jimmy was flying it. (person): Who is jimmy? YOU- a fish.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

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whats big and can vibrate after you turn it on? A washing machine.

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Anti Joke

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