- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

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A blonde walks into a bar therefore her face hurts

What did the black man do when his Polish friend died of cancer? He fertilized his front lawn as it was beginning to burn due to overexposure of the sun.

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He applied for a Visa and was granted authorization to live and work in the United States on a permanent basis.

How do you know you're on a blind date with a black person? If they agree to eat at KFC in Compton (Wyndellberg)

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was Dead.

Kidding, not trucing, Dylan sucks prick. Brock likes his mums butt.

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

Man says, "Hello" Girl, "Do you wanna go out?" Man, "With you?" Girl, "YES!" Man, "NO, bye!"

What do you do when you say shut up to someone and they say make me? Rip out their vocal cords.

A cow went into a meadow and ate some grass. Some time later he wandered off.

Me: Knock Knock Mom: Who's there? Me: Jason Mom: Jason who Jason: HOW COULD YOU FORGET ME I CAN'T BELRIVE YOUR ALZHEIMER'S HAS GOTTEN THAT BAD! WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME BWAAA! Jason sadly died short after from a bus hitting him

What do you call a bad yo mama joke? your mom

oh no a butt!!!!!!!!!! your stubid oh wait your right ahhhhhhhhhh

Why is it irrelevant whether someone is a twat or not? Love your neighbour.

If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

what kind of sex did ethan have? webcam sex

how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

Knock knock.

Why did the man yell at his wall? Because it jumped out and scared him when he walked past

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot was a potato.

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