How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? It doesn't matter, the only chuck that matters is Chuck Norris.

Two friends were hanging out. One of them asks, "what's that awful smell?" the other replies, "I AM NOT A ROBOT!"

knock knock Get off my porch I've already called the police.

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Where's my tractor?

What is Obamas favorite book? I don't know, ask him.

A man walked into a bar. That hurt.

What do you call the child of a black male and an asian female? A child of mixed ethnicities.

Why didnt jerry trip over a slug? Because jerry is an arabian and the atmosphere in arabi is to hot for a slug.

a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

roses are red, violets are blue. hey.

I was approached the other day by an officer as he asked... "Son where are your parents?" I replied, "I dont know i'm an orphan" The officer then laughed and walked away

How do you piss off a blind person? Tell him to piss in a round room.

It's April Fools Day... APRIL FOOLS!!!

roses are red violets are blue i have Downs Syndrome... and a ding-dong potato

What did the plane say to the twin towers? Boom

whats more serious than rape the holocaust

Why did the Mexican mow his neighbors lawn? Because the Mexican was 12 years old and his neighbor was paying him $20 to mow the lawn.

Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

i was scrolling through the anti-jokes and saw one that just said refridgerator. i laughed. penis.

how many niggaz dose it take to fit in al lightbolb?? 36 ahahahh yall deez nutz

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree Because the post man threw a fridge at it

Im Harold Camping.... and i enjoy scaring the shit out of you

A black guy and a white guy both interview for a job. The black guy gets the job because he is college educated and highly qualified.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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