- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i remember when i was a child i wanted a skateboard but my parents would never buy me one so late one night i crept downstairs and got a hammer and some wood and i beat them to death my foster parents baught me 5 skateboards

What did the man say when his wife said hello? Hello.

knoc knock! who's there? poo on! poo on who? you!

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

Committing Suicide #YOLO

What begins with "B" and ends with "N" that you never want to call your neighbor? a Black Person

Ian Watkins was excited to attend the opening of the children's ward at the hospital today. It went well and the day was a success.

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

Whats worse than spilling ketchup on your shirt? Getting hit by a bus

justin bieber is a good singer april fools haha you thought hell had frozen over

Why does Suzie like to wear sunglasses? Because she's blind.

Q: Whats about two feet in width and length with purple veins throbbing at the sides? A: A midget slowly dying of frostbite

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm ovulating

Your mother's so fat.....When she gets on the scale, it tells her how much she weighs

If the human population held hands around around the equator A significant portion of them would drown.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit on the way there.

an american walks out of a strip club.

Tim: Hey Jennifer, do you wanna hear a joke? Jennifer: Okay Tim: Knock knock Jennifer: Who's there Tim: It's me Tim, you idiot

Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

Racecar is spelled the same forwards and backwards. Masturbation does not work.

When is a great time to eat chicken fingers? Never Chickens dont have fingers therefore making it misnamed and impossible to eat them

roses are red violets are blue i have five fingers the middle ones for you

Touch it gently, put two fingers inside, if it's wide use three fingers, make sure it's wet and rub up and down. Yep that's how you wash a cup.

Whats Brown and Sticky A) a stick

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