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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call someone who's father is black (born in Kenya), mother is white (born in Canada), and was himself born in Australia? Someone with tri-citizenship

why is dog animal? it is not fish! 18 fits of has hair only have is Buddhist

What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots? It depends on what his name is.

Aww good to see you looking positive! He said to the boy dying of HIV

Why did the man have sex with other men? Because he was homosexual.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be. He could not be. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. He's either in great danger or has a psychological disorder.

Why couldn't kitty drink it's milk?\ It's face was nailed to the floor

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a gay bar. They are closet homosexuals and are searching for partners to engage in consensual sexual intercourse with.

Hey man. what? squidbillies.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse then precedes to beat the bartender voraciously for making fun of his religion.

What was the cancer patients last wish? For the pain to go away...Yolo...-Avery Scott Vartanian

What did the old man say after he fell down? nothing.

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

What goes up a hill with four legs and comes down the hill with five? A creepy animal that grows legs when it goes down hills.

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

Three Jews get on a train to Stockholm. How many get off at Stockholm. None. The train went straight to Auschwitz.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

A man died in a sky-diving accident. What was the last thing that went through his mind before he died? His feet

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

My mom told me I was pretty, I know now that she is a liar.

Dad, if I say shit or somethin... Dad: FALCOWN PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANCH!

Why did the chicken cross the playground. He didn't. chickens are unsanitary to have in schools

What does a tomato and a human have in common? They both spray red liquid when stabbed repeatedly

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