- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two baby seals walk into a club.

Why was the giant scorpion sad? Because the Holocaust killed his entire family.

Q: What's worse than a worm in you're apple... A: The fact that you have all-timers and can't remember...

Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses the best ingredients.

what is the difference between the number 2 and the number 5 3

what leaves a bigger memory than a passionate kiss? A STAB WOUND!

What's long, hard and full of semen? A penis

How do you confuse a Blondel? Tell her there's a demon in her liver

What's worse than the Holocaust? Six Million Jews.

You know that song "FIrework" by Katy Perry? Well, I ate a hotdog last night.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 1027

A jew, a black, and a gay are walking together. The black points out a new house.

what do you call a kid named kid. kid

What came first, the chicken or the egg? This is a psychological question which the egg came from the chicken, but the chicken also came from an egg, so the world may never know exactly.

Why did the boy take the girls backpack? he has this many hands

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

What do you call a gay Mexican guy who is deaf, has no arms, no legs, and is bald? Whatever his name is.

Did you ever notice how Bill Nye has a "labrotory" filled with young innocent children? hmmm, very suspicious!

The president is invited to a party at Bill's house. Suddenly the house catches on fire. Who survived? No one, they all died.

Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

Why was Timmy strong? Because his dad injected steroids through his asshole.

one time when i bought a sonic blast they gave me a regular? size spoon and i was like this is a huge inconvenience.

What do the duck and elephant have in common?? Nothing, they are completely different species.

When life throws knives at you, run away.

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