- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was six afraid of seven? seven was a sex offender

Knock knock Who's there? The bank. We've come to evict you from your house.

these jokes are not funny but there funny because there not funny aaaaaaaa pissing me off

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A: Ask me if I'm a tree! B: Okay, are you a tree? A: No, no I am not.

Why did the white man beat the black man in a fight? The white man was bigger. Also, he was a black belt in Brazillian Jiu Jitsu.

Think of a number, add it by 7, subtract it by 2, and multiply it by 4. Now close your eyes, isn't it dark?

why did the little girl fall off the swing she had no arms

A Black Man Walks Into an Office For A Job Interview. The Meeting Goes Very And He Soon Has A Very Nice Steady Job.

What's endangered like the Spotted Owl? A Cancer patient.

How did the chef bake 20 muffins for the king? My name is Bob.

What would you do if I said a horse ate your mother? It doesn't mattet, I didn't

Knock knock Who's there? A robber Oh

Q: Where does the queen of england live? A: This was the question I had to anwser to be able to post this joke.

Guess what? AIDS!

Why is it funny when dogs talk ? Answer: they don't

A guy walked into a bar, ouch.

Knock knock Who's there? Miley Cyrus Holy moly, please come in! Here's your Miley Cyrus CD you order online Thanks you Mr. Mail Man

Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? Neither has he.

Knock knock Go fuck yourself

Once upon a time, Ducks THE END

89 bottles of beer on the wall, 89 bottles of beer, if one alcoholic passes the wall, 0 bottles of beer on the wall!

What is worse than getting a cold ? Finding a dead baby in your mailbox

knock knock who's there? the man the man who? the man who murdered your whole family

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