an athiest walks into a church

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar. <>

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A black guy walks into a bar with a beatiful parrot on his shoulder. "Wow," says the bartender. "That is really something. Where'd you get it?" The parrot was his fathers. Do to severe mental and physical illness, he can no longer take care of it. He asked his son to take it, those were his last words as he slipped into a coma

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How do you get a black man out of his house? you ring the doorbell.

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what does wtf stand for? what? i was asking you!

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How do you get your clock to stop ticking? Hit it with a sledge hammer.

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Why was the blonde fired from the factory? Repeated absences and violation of company policy.

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What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

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what dyu call a jew on the moon? a problem. what dyu call ten jews on the moon? a bigger problem. what dyu call all the jews on the moon? problem solved.

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One man calls emergency: - Come immediately, my little son has swallowed a condom! After five minutes, the same man calls back: - It is OK, I found another one.

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your mom is so ugly that she was made fun of in highschool so much that she now has social issues and a fear of close relationships which is why she left you and your father at age 5

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A pig walks into a bar and says, "Oink."

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Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

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What did Michelle Obama get for Christmas? Cancer

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Why didn't Katie cross the road? Because she's dead.

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world society

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What drops its lunch every day? Yo mom

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Why did the idiot take a selfie with his phone underwater? Because he's an idiot

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Life gave me limes. Now how am I suppose to make lemonade

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So I was walking down the street the other day, I went to the shop.

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Why did little Jimmy drop his ice cream ? He got hit by a bus.

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what happens when you and a 6 foot black guy get stuck on an island? hang him by a tree and make shelter

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there square amphibious wood gum flag homos CC

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There is a horse sitting at a bar, and the bartender says MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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