- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the strawberry say to the strawberry? Nothing because strawberries are fruit and can't talk

Why did Little Suzie fall off her bike? I hit her with a shovel. Why did little Suzie die? I hit her with a shovel and she fell off her bike.

Whats worse than being out in the cold? Having cancer.

Yo momma so fat she when god said let there be let he said get the fuck out the way!

Two pies where sitting in a oven when one of the pies says: God damn it's hot in here. The other pie screams out loud: HOLY SHIT A TALKING PIE!

why did the kid fall off the swing? someone threw a fridge at him

Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

"My dog doesn't have a nose" "How does it smell?" "It can't. It bled to death."

(waving left hand) Why doesn't Queen Elizabeth wave with this hand? Why? Because this is my hand.

Why couldn't the Asian man drive very well? He was blind from birth.

What do you call someone that blows up a plane? Nothing you were on that plane

What do a goat and an eagle have in common? They both can fly, except for the goat.

How many amish does it take to change a lightbulb? Presumably only one, but since they do not generally use electricity it has yet to be tested.

Roses are red Violets are blue and oranges are orange nothing rhymes with orange

Roses are red violets are blue, he is for me and not for you, he's too ugly you can have him

What breaks when you give it to a baby? Its pelvis

Knock Knock. Who's There? Look through your peephole, you lazy bastard.

A black man and a mexican man jump off the empire state building.Who wins? Nobody,suicide is a serious thing and it is depressing to think that the minorities In America would do such a thing to themselves.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I can't really remember the reason, it was about 5 years ago and a lot of things have happened since.

Your mom is so stupid she has trouble holding a steady job and struggles to support her family.

roses are blue violets are green I am colorblind

Seven monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and bumped his head! Momma called the doctor, And the doctor said, "I'm sorry, Mrs.Monkey, but your son has suffered a severe concussion, and will be severely mentally impaired for the rest of his life."

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