- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A white kid, a black kid, and an Asian kid all try out for the basketball team. Which one makes the team? All of them, because they are all very good.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Get out".

What's the difference between a cat and a dog? They are different species... do i really need to explain the difference??

Whats worse than getting shot in the foot? Watching each member of your family get shot in the foot.

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

what does idk mean? i dont know!! nobody knows!!

What's harder than steel? Beating Tetris. What's harder than diamond? Beating Tetris...

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender say, "Sorry, we don't serve your kind here." The man continues to order a drink when he realises the comment was directed at the elephant standind behind him.

On a scale of 1 to 10, how high are you? Very.

What do you call a mother cow? Moooom

Your mom is so old that she most likely will die soon.

Why is the ground wet It rained

Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!

Q: What's bad about 4 asians getting shot? A: There could've been five

What's another name for asexual reproduction? Parthenogenesis.

What's the difference between a piano and a goldfish? One's a piano, the other is a goldfish.

What did the bank teller say after the man asked for a pen? Would you prefer black or blue?

why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

Jesse likes to jack off and lick the white stuff off of his balls and digest it

Whats funny about a man in a pink leotard ? Nothing infact i think he's very brave

How much weight can an ant carry up a mole hill? Ice cream has no bones.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red... That depends in how hard you throw them.

How are a black man and a banana similar? They are both intelligent human beings, except for the banana.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Take a chainsaw and cut the swing in half

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