How do you treat lice Avoid getting them

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Q: What do you call a room full of black people? A: A Social Gathering.

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The snake had no skatebord to put johnnys refrigirator because the bettles mom had stolen the clowns purse were his parking had been for the airplane higway stop.

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It sucks if you have amnesia. It sucks if you have amnesia.

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Q : What is the similarity between me and my friend? A : We both are crazy

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knock knock. Whos there? YELLOW PEOPLE

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Roses are red Violets are blue And so avatars And so is blue paint

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Yo Mama's so fat Everyone is very concerned for her Health.

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What was the fly doing in the soup? Nothing, the guy ordered pizza.

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whats worse than breaking your arm? getting raped by a squirel

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What did the driver have when he got hit by another car? An accident.

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why did the irishman need plastic surgery? because after the bear attack where there used to be a face there is now a gap

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Why does little susie enjoy her life? Because it was her birthday 364 days ago.

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Why was the dog sweating? It was locked in a car on a hot day.

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A Jew, Christian and a Muslim walk into a bar. They have fun there a good time and then they go home.

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Barbara Streisand

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What is cowboy say

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Dog walks into a bar Asked for a hard cider Got it

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At the Asthma hotline. Caller: Aahhh aahhh *gasp* *gasp* I need you... Woman: *slams phone* DAMN I WISH THESE PERVERTS WOULD STOP CALLING!

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What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Hey bill

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I wonder what happen to John? Oh John I know what happen to him. What happened to him then? He was playing on the bridge and fell off on accident. Is he okay? Damn women of coarse he is not okay!!!

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A black man is in line for a club. The bouncer says: This is a white party only. The black man says: Damn, I wasnt aware I had to wear white clothing. He then left the line and told himself to check the promotional page on facebook more often.

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It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

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Whats worse then 10 black men hanging from trees? Kittens

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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