Why couldn't the child go to the park? He was a registered sex offender.

What does these 3 words all have in common? terrifiant, hrollvekjandi, Przera?aj?ce They all mean the same thing describing Ian! CREEPY

What do you call a kid with down syndrome and no arms? Whatever his name is.

Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

Why did the boy jump in the van? Because his parents had just been in a terrible car accident.... There where 2 fatalities.

THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

What's even funnier than 24? A clown in a tree.

Bläeghen-Fassybìll-No?cheb!

Why scooby-doo likes cookies? Because he's chub!

what is worse than the holocaust. interracial relationship, cough..... oli

what do you order when it's a sunday in nyc during a solar eclipse on a leap year past 12:00 pm? what ever you like

Q:Why are babies and spaghetti alike? A:They both stick to the wall when cooked.

a group of jews went to a factory to apply for jobs. Only one came out.

why did the man slip on the knife? he wanted to commit suicide

Nathan likes butt games with African American men

How Do You Solve A Impossible Math Question? You Dont. cause its impossible.

When lives gives you lemons you might just be dyslexic, because life cannot actually give you lemons

Why did Michael Jackson become white? He thought he saw a ghost.

Why did the boy kill his parents? Because he doesn't understand this joke either

why dont you ever run over a black guy thats on a bike? because you will be sewed and also probably have the shit kicked out of you

Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

What do you get if you cross a river with a cat? Wet.

the game

Whats worse than cold feet? getting your feet chopped off.

Anti Joke

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