Hey! You wanna' hear a joke? Black Freedom

What do you call kids born in whorehouses? Poor, poor children.

A piece of paper got wet. I stuck it over the fireplace to dry off, but it lit on fire.

Woman: do u want to watch Snakes on a Plane? Man: sure, what is it about? Woman: It's about a horse on a boat

What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

why are black people so fast? because there black

I like my women like i like my coffee... with big titis

A blind man walks into a deaf woman. He tries to apologize but she can't hear him.

Why doesn't my mom make dinner anymore? she died in a fire on my birthday.

How do you say cabbage in Spanish? You don't.

Q: What are 4 consecutive fart's called? A: Fart's, unless someone gives them names?

Why did Steven Hawkins die? he got a virus

Q: What did Batman say when Robin was in the Batmobile? A: Robin, get out of the Batmobile.

2 + 2 = 4

Why are all the tech support people from India? That's where the majority of call centers are located.

Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

What’s spotty, has three legs and is green all over? …well?

What happened to the little boy who threw a spitball at the teacher? He was killed the next day when the teacher, who had a history of mental instability and schizophrenia, decided to go on a shooting rampage in class.

what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

Hey how is your wife and my kids

What's sad about three black men in a Cadillac driving off a cliff? They were my friends.

Why was the guy tired? His titties were too big

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to get hit and die

Your mamma's so obese that she can't stand up. She's been like this for years. That's because she's dead. She died of cardiovascular-related diseases.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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