- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red, violets are blue, penis

whats the difference between slade , and wizard? wham

How do you find out the population of Mexico? The census.

Your mamma's so obese that she can't stand up. She's been like this for years. That's because she's dead. She died of cardiovascular-related diseases.

A scantily dressed woman is standing at an intersection. She is a prostitute.

whats the diffrence between a lawnmower and a sack of dead babies? I dont have a lawnmower in my garage

whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

How do you know when you've ritten too many anti-jokes? When you answer your own question as a rhetorical device

One,two,skip a few... five,six,seven,eight...(and so on ad infinitum)

Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waist down and had no way of feeling

two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

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Why was the white man's girlfriend a whore? Because she engaged in sexual relations with a multitude of other men.

Why did your girlfriend dump you? because someone brainwashed this guy into believing this nonsense.

Why did the ceiling fall down? Because there weren't any walls.

Q: What do you call a Polish astronomer? A: Copernicus.

What do you call two black men walking down a stairwell? Their names.

How's the weather? Good.

Why do all gingers get mad all the time except having sex? Because they enjoy it!!!

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but his stomach was not big enough to finish. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free meal.

Helen Keller went to town, riding on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it "NUuhHUhhuUUUuhhhuuuuumph!"

What did the doctor say to the obese person? You have diabetes.

What do you call a baby that got hit by a train? Thomas

How many babies can you fit in an oven? Depends how hungry you are.

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