Women don't have penises. Am I the only one who can't get over how WEIRD that is?!?!?

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Q: What did the donkey say to the man? A: "Hello there, sir." it was later discovered the man was tripping on the hallucinogen LSD. Later on the man plummeted to his death after being convinced that he was a pterodactyl, and jumping off of a cliff.

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a white guy, a black guy, and a latino guy all walk into a bar. The white man explains how his family is in turmoil because of his alcholism, the black guy shares his affection for crack, and the latino man explains why he shouldnt be here due to illegal immigration. They all hate their lives. Quack

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpian. Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpian? Getting tortured to death. Whats worse than being tortured to death? Getting raped by a giant scorpian, and getting tortured to death. Whats worse than that? Getting raped by a giant scorpian, getting tortured to death, and finding a worm in your apple.

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How many babies can you fit in a blender? Depends how hard you push.

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REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REDD REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED................................that is all LOL

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What's worst than finding a repeated joke on anti-joke? Finding a grammatical error on anti-joke.

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A man walks into a boar. The tusked beast accepts his apology.

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Q. Why did Michael Jackson call Boys II Men? A. He thought it was a home delivery service.

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who do we all like george goodburn

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In a nerd wedding they don't say "i do" They say "i accept the terms and conditions"

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What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? They are both purple except for the rabbit.

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I saw a TV show last night. And it was good.

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What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender

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Knock Knock Who's there? Charles Grodin. Charles Grodin who? Exactly.

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What is x + 12 That is impossible because you can't add letters

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How do you know a black man's been in your backyard? If you throw a barbecue and your friends of African-American descent decide to bring cold cuts.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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why couldnt the baby walk through the door? because it had a javeline through its head.

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A pterodactyl walks into a bar, bartender says "What'll you have." To which the pterodactyl graciously replies "RAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWRRRRRRRRR." Because pterodactyl's do not speak English.

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Indians

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What is Hellen Keller's favorite movie? Around the block in 80 days.

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Roses are red violets are blue, I have no pickup line, just Get your tits out

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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Anti Joke

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