- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a girl? I've stuck my penis in a pizza

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is dead. What's worse that that? It's eating it's way out. What's worse than that? It made it. What's worse than that? It went back in for 2nd's.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He was butchered on the farm for chicken fingers.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? I hit her with a shovel.

A young boy had a question and looked into the sky then his eyes got burnt from the sun and he went blind.

Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely and should probably go to the hospital.

a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

What do you call a camel with three humps? A deformed bactrian

Yo mamma so stupid Her IQ is sub par

Thats so awesome, I was totally not not going to tell you and when I saw I did not not type it I totally did it anyways, but why did it last even though stuff timed out? I am like so wet.

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? -slavery

Once there was a ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end

Does Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? No, it's a scam.

Read in a Jersey accent: SOOOOOO my friend __________ saw this coffee shop in new jersey! He was like.... i love coffee why dont they give it to me for free???? The man at the coffee shop Killed me! that is why coffee is not free!

why did the roof cave in? It was not structurally sound do to poor architecture

Why did the Bruins win against the Flyers? ....they had goal tending.

Why did Billy fall off the slide? Someone threw a refridgerator at his face.

What do you call two Muslims flying an airplane? Pilots

What do you do when someone tries to rob you at gunpoint Well first thing you have to do is think why am I in this situation? Then what can I do to avoid this again Finally think about how you're going to pay your medical bill. You were to busy thinking, to notice you just got shot and robbed.

I met a muslim girl the other day Shes the bomb

You wanna hear a joke? The 19th amendment. Just kidding, women are actually a very valued part of our society. Just kidding again.

Why was the man in the kitchen? Because his wife was raped and killed.

Knock Knock Whos there? Opportunity

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