- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama so fat that when she goes to the movies she sits next to everybody.

What did the Africans get for dinner? Nothing.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The rabbi survives.

What's worse than a bag of dead babies? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Jews.

Why did the city disappear? Someone nuked it

Ya Mums so fat when she stood on the scales it came up with my phone number

What is the best thing about dating a slut? You can return her at Build-a-Hoe Workshop.

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 for violence and brief nudity.

Q. What did the boy do for his birthday? A. Nothing. His birthday occurred on 9-11.

Dad: sussy, do you know how you were made? Sussy: No, how? Dad: With this DICK!!

why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know but some black man is starting up his deep-frier on the other side

What did santa claus get the boy with cancer for christmas? Nothing. Santa is not real and thus incapable of granting christmas wishes.

Why was 6 afraid of seven? It isn't numbers are not sentiment objects therefore incapable of feeling fear

What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

An elephant walks into a bar. It was so big that it broke a lot of things.

What do you get when you cross a chicken with a road? To get to the other side.

whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the gas man, I've come to read your meter, like we arranged.

There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair.

Why did the man have a really short temper? HOW THE **** SHOULD I KNOW???

i hate when mothers said " clean your room" me " why " mom " because we have guest coming " me " oh i am sorry i didn't know we are all gathering in my f**king room

knock knock who's there me me who It's me your son who was in prison for 6 years for false charges of attempted homicide

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