How did the Mexican get into the United States? He showed his passport, and the correct documents & information, and was admitted into the country as a new American citizen.

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What do Richard and Judy have in common? Nothing.

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What did the kid with no brain get for his birthday? Nothing because nobody thought that he would do anything with the toys because he couldn't think of what to do with them.

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so... how about that airplane food

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Anti-jokes are funny.

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Friends are like trees, They fall down if you hit them several times with an axe.

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*knock knock* "Who's there?" "It's the police, I'm afraid your husband was in a car crash and died."

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A blind man walks into a bar. He cannot read the drink menu.

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Why did Bert go to the doctor? He had an appointment.

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yo mamma so fat that when she goes out in high heels she comes back in flip flops

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I read my Uncle an anti-joke. He is still wondering why it made no sense to him.

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Why was the young Jewish boy afraid at camp? Because his scoutmaster is a pedophile.

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What do you call a group that has a microphone, a bass, two guitars and a drum kit? A Band

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What did the dyslexic say to the nun? When I write, I typically misplace letters in words.

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Why are Jewish men circumcised? Because it is the norm with that particular religious group to circumcise male infants shortly after birth.

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A man walks into a bar. He gets wasted and forgets the punchline.

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What did the lawyer say to a lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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Why did Jenny fail her driving test? She was hit by a train.

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Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

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Shaving your balls is just plain nuts!

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Why did Rihanna sing "to the left, to the left"? Because people usually sing in songs

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Why was the pirate not allowed into the movie? tickets were sold out

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How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

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Liar liar, your dead nans carcass is on fire.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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