What did the cashier say to the blonde? That will be $5.39, would you like a receipt?

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I left my car keys inside.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Sex! Sex Who? Sex with me. BOOM!

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How many freudians does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Two. One who unscrew the lightbulb and another who hold the penis....eehhh i mean ladder.

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what do you get a man with no arms or legs for his birthday? a quick, painless death.

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i know the best knock knock joke! you start! other person: knock knock me: whos there ........

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What do Sandusky and micheal Jackson have in common? They are both white.

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How many candles did Johnny blow out on his birthday cake? The same number of candles which corresponds to his age.

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A man walks into a bar. Itwas an metal bar so the man was hurt.

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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A guy walks into a bar. After only 10 minutes, he leaves. The bar closes in 10 minutes.

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Hey ask me if i'm a train? Are you a train? No...

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm Schizophrenic And so am I.

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How to you kill a pizza guy? Shoot him in the face.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? You Know. You Know who?.......GOODBYE!

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Why did the Christian man dislike gays? Because Christianity views being gay as a sin, and as a follower of the religion he decided he did not like gays.

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A man walks into a bar. He's just entered into the Twilight Zone.

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Whats big, round and orange? A big round orange

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i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

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What do you get when you cross a Chinese man with a dog? A happy Chinese man and a pile of dog bones.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Im Black Im Black Who Open The Door Now Pancakes Granted

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A black man, a Pakistani and Jew sit at a bar. It's great to see such a cosmopolitan community.

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there was a little girl walking through a park. then she was kidnapped and most likely raped and sold to a foreign country.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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