How do u get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor

Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

Two men are walking along the Great Wall of China. "Do you know how many years it took to build this?" one man asked. "Yes," the other replied. "Me too."

What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat up the room for being black

Two guys walk into a bar. But the third one was a duck.

I have an idea! You leave.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

Two guys are walking on a bridge. One has long hair. The other does not care.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

A chink walks into a bar. She is spotted by the secret police and instantly deported. Vote UKIP

once upon a time jess was happy this once upon a time was a very long time ago, BABADOOK !

what did the lamp say to the woman Nothing, a lamp is a plastic glass and metal inaminate object therfore it can not speak

What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

woman's rights

How does a woman scare a gynecologist? By pulling human entrails out of her purse when he asks her to provide insurance.

What did the Africans get for dinner? Nothing.

What did the potato say to the man It said nothing it is a potato

What's black and white and red all over? The Nazi Flag in WW II

the boy fell, because he hit a bump.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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