If it looks like a chicken and acts like a chicken, its most likely not a deadly crab running towards you with a knife that has rabies and is afraid of towels.

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What did the mexican firefighter name his 2 children? Jose and Juan.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because it felt like it, now mind your own business!

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A man was shot. He died.

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Why did the Chinese Arab buy blue paint? He already had red in his basement.

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what happens when a migit and a horse have sex..... probably nothing

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Why was the black guy convicted of a crime he didnt commit? Because in The American social syste

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Why didn't Michael J. Fox feel the Virginia earthquake? He was on vacation in Maui.

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Yogurt? You are joking right? I am having yogurt right now, do you like see trough me or something? I mean I have been told people can do that but no way!

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what did one waiter say to the other? were waiters.

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Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor and the doctor said "There is no cure for the monkeys in your head"

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No one walks into a bar The bar is slowly losing business and will soon be forclosed upon and will also lose his home as a result causing his family and himself to be homeless and slowly suffer on the streets

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Whats worse than getting in an arrow in the side of your neck Finding out there is a gas bill tied to it

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wht does a blonde do with a box of crayons? eat a taco.

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why did dicks dicks the dicks dicks? because you're gay and dicks

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Whats funny? Your face.

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What's the worlds best ice cream? Well overall I opinion is that because but I believe down to the but don't forget to mention that chocolate ice cream plays a huge however to flip the argument moreover I find it absurd that on the plus side four sides to tell the truth I wouldn't know to summarize the argument whereas to differ I would my final point is that Chocolate Ice cream is nice.

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I like to give help to people, expecting that they will be my slaves for life.

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yo momma so fat that she needs to lose weight

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What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

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Yo mamas so fat, when she jumps in a pool she displaces a disproportionate volume of water.

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I used to be an adventurer like you, until old age slowly took away my ability to move and go adventuring

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was late for its laser bypass surgery.

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Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? TO GET TO THE SAME SIDE!!!BAZZINGA!!!

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Anti Joke

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