Whats green and can kill you when it falls from a tree? a pool table

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How did the man know he was gay? Australia is full of kangaroos

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What did the man say to his friend when he beat him in a game of billiards? Good Game.

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Knock knock Whos there Your Ma Your Ma who Your ma's in jail!!!

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four score and seven years ago. . sharks with frickn laser beams attached to their FRICKeN HEADs.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Penis-biter

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George Bush, a little boy, and his grandfather are on an airplane with a failing engine. They have only two parachutes to save themselves. The plane crashes and they all die.

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Why was the pedophile in jail? For indecent exposure to a child.

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Two men are talking: Bob: "Do you like fishsticks?" Joe: "Yes I do." Bob: "Your a gay fish."

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What is black and white and sleeps a lot? A tired zebra.

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Michael Jackson walks into a bar. Everyone runs out, screaming, "AH, a dead guy is walking!"

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What do you call dinosaur flatulence? Jurassic Fart!

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roses are red, violets are blue with a face like yours, you belong in a zoo but don't worry, cos I'll be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!

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Why did the Black man kill the White man? So he could end up in jail with the rest of his family.

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Hey, you wanna hear a joke? The holocaust.

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What is the difference between green and desert sage? About 20 bucks a gallon.

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why wouldn't the man's car work? because it was broken.

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whats black and has 3 legs? a spider with 5 missing legs.duh.

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What do you have when you take the gun, badge and uniform away from a cop? A man in his underwear.

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that green thing is not a leaf, it's my sister

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Knock knock Who's there? Justin Bieber OH MY GOD REALLY?! No.

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

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How do you treat lice Avoid getting them

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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