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A B C D E F G.... Gummy bears are chasing me 1 is red, 1 is blue 1 is tryin to steal my shoe now i'm running for my life cuase the red 1 has a knife

Yo momma is So Fat? And isn't your cousin Chow Yun Fat? I think I know some of the Fat family. How are they all doing?

what's funnier then 15? definitely not 14

What's even funnier than 24? A clown in a tree.

A man walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of tequila. He later goes home drunk and beats his wife. His wife is getting a divorce.

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange

THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

Why did the boy jump in the van? Because his parents had just been in a terrible car accident.... There where 2 fatalities.

What does these 3 words all have in common? terrifiant, hrollvekjandi, Przera?aj?ce They all mean the same thing describing Ian! CREEPY

when you smile the whole world stops and stares for a while because you have one tooth and its half chipped.. and your a black mexican red head.

What happened to the toddler on the swing? She was left unatended and was raped.

Bläeghen-Fassybìll-No?cheb!

A quadriplegic walked into a bar, and... oh, whoops, nevermind.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does a man with no legs cross a road? In his wheelchair.

what did the left eye say to the right eye? "eye" see you

Why did the little and energetic girl fall down? Because I snapped her neck.

Q: Knock Knock!?! A: Lettem' in!!!!

What's worse than finding a work in your apple? The Holocaust.

Why did the chicken cross the street? I don't know really

why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget!

Call of Duty is a good game.

Q: why did the boy fall down when he was walking home? A: he was murdered.

yo mamas so young shes gonna b born soon