So, two men walk into a bar. But the midget walks under it.

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why did the man steal change from the tip jar? he wanted another state quarter for his collection

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What's worse than cutting yourself? Deadly tornadeos.

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Know what's funny? Jokes.

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a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

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Why doesn't Andy wanna bend over to puck something up? That's how he got assraped!

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A man walks into a bar. He drinks.

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deez nuts

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What did the guy say to the girl when he was holding a tool? You're a tool????

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What did the girl say to the guy who poked her on Facebook? You poked me.

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My name is me I like fired chicken!

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Women's Rights

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Sally had no arms. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse's mother had terminal cancer

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What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

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If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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What is my name? I dont know

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children are much like potatoes. when you eat them, they die.

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A religion is like a penis. They are both nouns.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice T!ts

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an average-looking woman walks into a bar. nobody really notices.

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Run, Run, As fast as you can, You can't catch me, I'm in a car.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Bill Walters from across the street. How are we talking through a door?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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