- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

A woman says Renae has a butt... Two men say we don't care we have her hammer. True story.

Mother Theresa, Billy Graham, and Joseph Smith walk into a bar. Just kidding, no they didn't.

Why was the five-year old lying in the middle of the sidewalk? Because he was dead.

Why do babies have soft spots? The skull of a baby is made up of skull bones, and in the places where the bones meet there are soft spots made up of a strong cartilage to allow the skull to grow with the baby's brain.

q. a whale walks into a bar. The bartender asks"why are you wailling?" A. I my 3 year-old son died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

How much hard work does it take to become a man? To get to the other side!

Knock Knock. Who's there? I don't know, you answer the door.

A drum and a cymbal fall off a cliff...

Women's rights

Your mother is so fat, she appeals to my secret fetish.

What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

Roses are red Violets are blue Btw I have aids And now you too

What do you call a alcaholic walking down the street..... Roadkill

What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

KONY 2012! world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

What has two legs and bleeds alot? Half a cat!

how do you wake up a cat? you break it.

Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Steve buys 60 watermelons.. What does he have? A lot of watermelons.

Micheal Jackson walks into a bar

Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

What is worse than finding a dead baby in a dumpster? F*cking midgets

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