Why did Abraham Lincoln fall asleep at the movie? He was shot several times in the back of the head.

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Intercom:ALERT! THERES AND EXTREIMEST IS THE SCHOOL! Little kid: Sir, can I borrow that towel on your head? BOOOOOOM!

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ADAM SAS IS A GREAT GUY!

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Or so the tell me, Because I'm Blind

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Why is Blake dumb? He was in algebra one as a freshman. And his nickname is angry Blake

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whats the difference between a black guy and a park bench? well a park bench is an inanimate object that people use to sit on and feed the birds at the park. and a black guy is a living being who is looked down upon in society.

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A Jewish man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it got hit by a truck before it got to the other side.

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How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

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Wayne Rooney's face and intelligence.

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How come the man could read the directions? Because it was right side up.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? I was asking you...

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Roses are *yanks hair* Violets are *yanks hair* *sobs and yanks hair* I have tricolomania

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilate was a loaf of bread.

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Why doesn't Harry have any arms? Because he's a Jew.

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Where did the little boy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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i have a pet duck, when i take it a bath i use cold water, if i use hot water it and i drop a carrot in the tub it will think im cooking it.

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George Washington delivered a short speech to his troops before they crossed the delaware river. Here it is: "Get in the boat."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let the chickens out?!

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Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

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What does Adolf Hitler hate more than Jews? Nothing.

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When Michael Jackson was in a dark tunnel, it didn't work when he turned his flashlight. How come? A: Because it was out of battery

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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