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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There is a high speed pursuit when suddenly the suspect's car skids out of control and crashes into a field. Two cows witness the commotion, when one turns round to the other and says "Moo"

What does a blonde's pussy taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage.

Roses are red, violets are red, Tulips are red, bushes are red.... WTF MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE.

God is like semen. They're both nouns.

punchline below punchline above

Whats worse than getting a paper-cut? Getting shot. In the head. Three times.

Q - What do you call a bunch of white people on a bench? A - The nba - Cool Bean

i put a oie in the oven, it baked

What do you call an Ethiopian with a yeast infection? Quarter pounder with cheese.

Why were the parents sad? Because their son had a frog stapled to his face and was trying to eat his ice cream on a swing, but he had no arms so he dropped his ice cream into the street and he chased after his ice cream and got hit by a bus

why was the little boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face.

Q: How do you stop a hobo from stealing your money A: You steal the hobo

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall, He cracked his skull and died on impact. He will be missed.

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It had cancer.

Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

A man invites his Irish friend to his house. "Would you like something to drink?" the man asks. "Just kidding, we don't have any drinks." Later, they die of dehydration.

Where would you find 10 dead babies buried next to each other? In a cemetary.

Person 1: Knock Knock Person 1: Who's there Person 1: me me you who you me you who me you no me (say super dooper quickly)

hear hear

How many mathematicians does it take to count?

The chicken didn't cross the road. Therefor, there is no why.

Why did Jimmy fall of a building without a paracute? Because he lost a bet.

Why do all black men carry guns? They don't. That is a stereotype. Now pants on the other hand, that's a different story.

How do you get 100 Jews in a car? It is physically impossible to fit 100 full grown homosapians into a vehicle, therefore it will not work.

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