- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a train? Because she's blind.

Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

Why did the Football Coach go to the Bank?? To Cash his Paycheck.

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How do you torture Helen Keller? You put her on a table and slowly pull her limbs off

There's this Priest, a Rabbi and a Preacher talking about how similar they are.

What's better than fornicating two 4 year old twins? Killing their parents in front of them before you do.

Why to lawyers wear neckties? It's part of the uniform.

Why did the baby's bedroom smell so bad? The mom farted.

Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

When did Rick Santorum realize he was gay? When we woke up with a bloody condom in his ass.

Q. What do you call a grammatically incorrect horse? A. An horse.

why did your mom make food to feed the killweeds.

Why couldn't Helen Keller Drive? Because she was a woman.

why did the blond have a broken nose? because she was brutaly beaten by five rapists when she refused to have sex with them.

Robin, get in the car!

A duck walks into a bar and is immediately shot to prevent the spread of bird flu.

a mother: my little boy always asks me to take him to see dinosaurs...but they are extinct. me: take him to a museum you dumb bitch!

Three men walk into a bar, the bartender asks why are you three men in here? The men look confused and suddenly leave

Why couldn't Ariel talk in the Little Mermaid? Someone slit her throat.

Why was the boy late for class? He was late because he got stabbed and left in the bathroom.

A cowboy rides into town and stays the weekend but then leaves on Wednesday, how is this possible? He was alive for the weekend and died on Sunday, his body left on Wednesday. Now get a job and be happy with your life.

Q: What is the scariest thing ever? A: Child Birth.

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