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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mamma's so dumb, we are seriously worried she might hurt herself.

What happened to to dyslexic giraffe that tripped over a brick. It got back up.

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What did the banana say to the tree? Nothing, bananas can't talk

Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

Why did the duck cross the road? Because there was a gunman on the same side of the path and it would most likely be safer to avoid making eye contact

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We can never be truly sure of the chicken's real purpose, but given the circumstances of the surroundings, the story has it that the purpose of the chicken was to physically move to the other side of said road.

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What did the black man do when his Polish friend died of cancer? He fertilized his front lawn as it was beginning to burn due to overexposure of the sun.

A black guy and a white guy are walking down the sidewalk. As it suddenly begins to rain, what does the white guy say to the black guy? Nothing. They did not know each other.

What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple but the elephant is gray.

What did the pineapple say to the cucumber? Nothing...the pineapple was incapable of speech, for twas only an infant.

In Soviet Russia, the same thing that happens here, happens there.

What is green and slow Grass.

What did the orange say to the apple? Nothing, fruits can't talk.

Did you hear about the man who went up into space without a space suit? He died.

Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

What would happen if you insulted Chuck Norris' mother? Considering you did it on a messageboard that only unemployed people with no social lives use, nothing.

Two friends go on a hunting trip together. One friend says to the other "Knock, knock." The other friend doesn't respond because he was mauled by a bear.

What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

What should you do when you're constipated? Poop.

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