What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

A car enters a curve. An ice-cream man pops out from a manhole and throws a pine cone to the car.

Why are rich people usually fat? They're living large

A Black Child just received his ivy-league diploma and hugged his dad.

Ready for something funny? nothing

What's big, hard, in the water, and isolated? Shutter Island

A circus clown climbs to the top of a five-storey ladder and dives into a foot-deep pool of water below. His neck is broken on impact. RIP Chuckles.

A jewish man trips and breaks his nose

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Lets go get some tacos.

What's the difference between Jews and pizza? One is an adherent to the religion of Judaism, and the other is a doughy bread topped with tomato sauce and cheese. They share virtually no similarities.

What did the man say when he realized that he was late for work? "Shit, I'm late for work."

Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

anal seepage

yo mamas so fat whenever she wears a pink bathing suit people say "look at that fat lady wearing a pink bathing suit!

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He chickened out.

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jd and zach loves vigina

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? A gameboy

What did the cow say to the farmer? moo

Whats black and white and red all over? A chopped up dalmation...

What's more disturbing than finding an apple in your worm? The fact that you're eating a worm.

It's not illegal, it's just frowned upon... like... masterbating on an airplane.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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