Justin Bieber.

Yo mama so short, she developed a debilitating neck problem from having to look up at people when talking to them.

Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Repeat. Yeah.

What is yellow and smells like a flower? A yellow flower :)

What do you say to a black couple that just got married? Congratulations

Why did the family at dinner not tip the waiter? He was mean and spat in their food.

Why couldn't the Jeffersons adopt a black baby? Their fireplace was empty.

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

Why did the math student refuse to do his geometry homework? Straight lines do not exist, so there is no real world application to any geometric shape.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

vote this down and i will DOX you

Simba was moving slow,so I told him to MUFASA!!!

Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Orchids are white, Sunflowers are yellow

How did the deaf girl die? I beeped but she didnt hear me

What's faster than the speed of light? Not a car

whats 2+2 equal? 4

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

What did the black man say to the fat Irish lady? Hi.

what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

Where did Wendy decide to work for her part time job? TACO BELL

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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