- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

Why was the truck driver speeding down the road? To get to his mother's funeral. Why didn't the baby cross the road? Because it didn't have any guts.

Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

What do a pizza man and a gynecologist have in common? They are both hardworking members of the community!

4 hours later.

What do you call a man sitting at the bar drinking alone? An alcoholic.

Why was the tree sad? Trees cannot think or move, and thus cannot feel emotions.

Try this on your friends and make them look dumb So a plane crashes on the border between the USA and Canada. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury the survivors.

a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

If 1+1=2, then you must have passed first grade arithmetic.

A blonde walks into a bar therefore her face hurts

An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

Your mom is so fat that her doctor told her to go on a diet.

What happened to the turtle that was on land Dead

Whats red and goes round and round? A baby in the garbage disposal

Why does a black man have a bicycle? He bought it with his own money.

why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was taped to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it didn't

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS ROAD?!!! cause he was silly

why did the baby fall out of the tree? the monkey dropped it. why did the monkey drop the baby? it was dead.

George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

knock knock who's there? penis in penis in who? penis in you

In Soviet Russia, you wouldn't have a likely chance of surviving because of Stalin's mass paranoia and total neglect for his fellow man.

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