Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

whats 2+2 equal? 4

what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

Laura Pratz... not having a strong urge to tweet everything that happens in her life.

Donald trump walks into the whitehouse. He's there for a business meeting with the new president.

Whats 9 plus 10 ... WHO FREAKIN CARES! STUPID.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side

Why did Greg move to the Lake District? Because his dog died and the family is in mourning.

A black man walks into a bar holding a weapon. He is asked to leave to leave because weapons are not allowed in the bar.

why did the chicken cross the street? so it could throw a fridge at you, you are very loud at night for some reason and you wake everyone up. the chicken then goes home to watch gay porn videos.

A janitor walks into a bar. He cleans the bar.

oh hai i'm al gore reduce ur carbon footprint lolz

What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

Two ladies are walking down a road. One says, "It's freezing out here!" and then the other woman, who is a scientist, says "No it's not freezing. The freezing point of oxygen is -365.82 degrees F. So, unless it is actually that temperature outdoors, I highly doubt that it is freezing outside."

I saw a number three walking past me in the street the other day and I thought to my self that's odd.

Chuck noris is so awesome that he brings a knife to a gun-fight, and wins

What's wrong with a black man in a bar? Nothing, Except the fact that he is an alcoholic, and will probably beat his wife after drinking.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having a giant, angry ape on steroids rip your heart out and eat it before your eyes as you painfully die from the unbearable pain and rapid blood loss.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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