- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's hard and orange on the outside, and squidgy in the middle? A tanned man's head

Q: The president is driving down the road, when the wheels of his boat fall off. How many ping pong balls does it take to fill the Empire State Building? A: False. Vests don't have sleeves.

What do you get when you cross a celebrity with drugs? A highly probable circumstance.

What did the dwarf do after he sore a mole? Nothing. dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist.

Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

A sober Irish individual.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Hey, does this smell like chloroform to you?

How do you stop the neighbors from calling the police when you play your music too loud? Kill them and use their bodies as noise insulation

Why did the boy wipeout on his bike? An old man threw a snake in front of his tire

You are like really sincere aren't you? I really appreciate that in a friend. Thank you for being who you are Nero.

Uh Erron, you know, I do not spend most of the time before this computer or studying because I am popular nor anything, so that`s one thing, and yeah, I never done it with anybody so yeah, uhh lucky me or something.

What did one theoretical physicist say to another theoretical physicist? Hey there Bill, how's Nancy and the kids doing?

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is both deaf and blind. Driving would be an extremely hazardous action for herself and other nearby drivers.

How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

You're such a retard, you have to take special education, live with a mother that doesn't know what to do with you, not understand the real world, and have people look at you strangely for the rest of your life.

Yo momma so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.

Did you hear about the man hear about the man who lost an arm and a leg in a car accident? He's alright now.

A gay man named pat played on a gay website with a child named Charlie

A woman walked into a club. Or at least, that's what her abusive boyfriend told the police.

you put the chevy to the levy when your pants fell heave diarea

Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

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